‘Murica

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25 Comments

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 98 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Freedom and conditions may apply. Check your skin color, social, and financial status to find out more

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Do not take if experiencing life threatening pregnancy, estrogen, or two y chromosomes. May contain bootstraps

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

Always ask a credit bureau before asking your doctor if it's right for you

ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Jacob's syndrome has hardly any symptoms, I doubt they notice to take the freedom

Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 41 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Is the patriot act still in force?

...

Then I have some bad news.

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 30 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It isn't, actually.

(It got replaced by a worse act with less recognition)

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

They did it. Slowclap

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"I'm free, and I love cops." There's nothing more American than the juxtaposition of these two concepts.

Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

There’s nothing more American than the juxtaposition of these two concepts.

I would say telling the world they are not free while invading them is even more American.

Vuraniute@thelemmy.club · 24 pts · 3y

looks like the american man lost his 🦅 emoji.

here: 🦅

riodoro1@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (8 replies)

This meme is 10 years old. There are younger people on lemmy.

Vlixz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I hope not xD

Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Honestly, if a 9 year old was using Lemmy instead of TikTok or something, they're probably more intelligent

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

I would be impressed

Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

My thoughts as well.

ReCursing@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Oh no, how awful, an old thing on the internet!

activ8r@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

I don't think they are saying it's bad. I think they just wanted an excuse to make me feel old.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 3y

That O.G. iPhone message UI is better than carbon dating.

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · -3 pts · 3y

Do you talk to those people? How many DMs a day are you sending them?

MasterBlaster@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (5 replies)

It saddens me how many people like this we have here.

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 16 pts · 3y (1 reply)

People with a sense of humor?

Donttaintmebro@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 3y

People named Jace

_Sc00ter@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I dont understand. Is there something wrong with being free?

MasterBlaster@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not at all, but the people who do this outsized patriotism are often the same ones that storm capitols, threaten "immigrants" some of whom are 2nd or 3rd generation Americans, and are on-board with banning books.

_Sc00ter@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Ah so you're just generalizing. Got it