An ancient Roman and an ancient Greek were sitting in Elysium discussing which of their civilisations were the greatest.
The Greek says "We invented engineering and architecture", "But" says the Roman "we took that and created the aquaducts and the colosseum".
The Greek says "Well, then we invented politics and philosophy", "But" says the Roman "we took that and created the greatest political system the world has known".
The Greek says "Well, we invented sex!" "But" says the Roman "we were the first to think about having it with girls..."
All this won't happen if Albania did not give earth to other countrie because Albania is so good and generous, thank you Albania ā¤ļøš¦ š¦ š¦š±š¦š±
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Denjin@feddit.uk · 55 pts · 182d
An ancient Roman and an ancient Greek were sitting in Elysium discussing which of their civilisations were the greatest.
The Greek says "We invented engineering and architecture", "But" says the Roman "we took that and created the aquaducts and the colosseum".
The Greek says "Well, then we invented politics and philosophy", "But" says the Roman "we took that and created the greatest political system the world has known".
The Greek says "Well, we invented sex!" "But" says the Roman "we were the first to think about having it with girls..."
gworl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 182d
Right about the time society started going to shit /s
jaded_genie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 182d
Iād argue technically less shit? ;)
GongFuFlashSteep@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 182d
Pretending Roman men weren't gay as he'll too lol
AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 182d
"gay as he will too"?
GongFuFlashSteep@slrpnk.net · 22 pts · 182d
He certainly will
Una@europe.pub · 13 pts · 182d
All this won't happen if Albania did not give earth to other countrie because Albania is so good and generous, thank you Albania ā¤ļøš¦ š¦ š¦š±š¦š±
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 182d
Less fun than cornposting, but a lot better than politicposting. Im calling this a win.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 182d
Cmon we all know there were weird smelly cave orgies