Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.

Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.

Great if the timing aligns but otherwise pretty useless.

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melfie@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 151d
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AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 151d

I just realized why people like their motorcycles loud.

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 151d

It only masks the sound, just like a perfume can mask the smell.

Here's a fun idea. Find some fart sounds online... I'm sure there has to be a 24 h playlist already, because Internet. Anyway, blast those sounds in your vicinity at full volume and nobody will be able to tell if you actually farted or not.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d

My mower is electric.

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 151d (1 reply)

You could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts...

As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅

Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.

early_riser@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

The boom of the fireworks covers the sound and the sulfur smell of the propellant masks the odor. It all makes sense now.

morto@piefed.social · 1 pts · 151d

I learned that strategy while playing sniper elite