Trump's last few neurons firing hoping 86 year old sleepy Joe worries about his career prospects once he beats cancer. "Oh, that Trump fellow will ruin my chances at a good job!"
Twice on Monday, President Donald Trump said he'd wrangled a confession of sorts from an Oval Office predecessor who he said had expressed regret in a private conversation about not attacking Iran the way Trump has been doing for more than two weeks
The media carrying water for his gibberish ramblings again.
I'd put money on him actually saying:
"I spoke to a man, a good man, a errr former president, but not that good, not as good as me of course, and he said errr Mr president, I used to be president you know, and he said I'm glad you took over from me... Eventually, because the country needed it badly,he said, and he said to me I'm very sorry that we didn't do what you did with Iran, we wanted to but we, I , he said he was blocked you see, by people, bad people, and he would have done the way I did, which was the best way to do it, so we are doing a... a good thing, a very good thing, many people say it"
Did he say that this former president was actually a former president of the United States of America or could his hallucination been a former presidential candidate, president of some other country, or president of some random company?
That was an honest question there. I haven't watched, read, or heard the actual comment he made in this specific instance and my first assumption is that he's crooked lawyering his way out of this dementia riddled statement so I figure I'd see if that might be what's happening here.
The only former president that would talk to this president, is one unwillingly conjured from the dead in a demon ritual.
And it probably wasn't even an American president.
16 Comments
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 186d
He's talking about himself, isn't he?
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 30 pts · 186d
Yep. But he doesn't know he is. He's talking about that chump before Biden.
notabot@piefed.social · 20 pts · 186d
Mirrors confuse him. That guy behind the glass keeps staring at him and talking over him. Devistatingly handsome though.
(Writing that last bit made me feel a bit sick. To be clear, that is from his point of view, not mine.)
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 184d
The last bit isn't a direct quote from
Nikki MinajMs. Steppin Fetchit?Akasazh@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 185d
To be fair, he is a former president
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 183d
And certainly one that has no career
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 185d
or putin, since he became a "former president" behind DIMITRI and then became one again later on.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 186d
The well known former president John Barron
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 186d
Trump's last few neurons firing hoping 86 year old sleepy Joe worries about his career prospects once he beats cancer. "Oh, that Trump fellow will ruin my chances at a good job!"
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 185d
With the way the job market and financial supports are in this hell hole of a country right now, Biden might need to pick up another job.
Triumph@fedia.io · 11 pts · 186d
https://www.lmtonline.com/news/article/trump-says-a-former-president-had-an-iran-22080539.php
someguy3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 186d
Darkard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 185d
The media carrying water for his gibberish ramblings again.
I'd put money on him actually saying:
"I spoke to a man, a good man, a errr former president, but not that good, not as good as me of course, and he said errr Mr president, I used to be president you know, and he said I'm glad you took over from me... Eventually, because the country needed it badly,he said, and he said to me I'm very sorry that we didn't do what you did with Iran, we wanted to but we, I , he said he was blocked you see, by people, bad people, and he would have done the way I did, which was the best way to do it, so we are doing a... a good thing, a very good thing, many people say it"
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 185d
someone one not named Pladimir Vutin would be both a "former president" and the current president too.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 185d
Did he say that this former president was actually a former president of the United States of America or could his hallucination been a former presidential candidate, president of some other country, or president of some random company?
That was an honest question there. I haven't watched, read, or heard the actual comment he made in this specific instance and my first assumption is that he's crooked lawyering his way out of this dementia riddled statement so I figure I'd see if that might be what's happening here.
Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 186d
The only former president that would talk to this president, is one unwillingly conjured from the dead in a demon ritual. And it probably wasn't even an American president.