US General 'Too Drunk' — Fell Three Times in Kiev, Lost Secret Maps — DoD Report

https://sputnikglobe.com/20260317/us-general-too-drunk--fell-three-times-in-kiev-lost-secret-maps--dod-report-1123835821.html

The DoD is spreading pro-Russian pro-cannabis propaganda for some reason. Take a look:

Then-Army Maj. Gen. Antonio Aguto, now retired, was supposed to oversee US military support to Ukraine but was too busy drinking, a Pentagon inspector general report revealed.

After heavy drinking in Kiev, Aguto FELL three times: slammed into a wall in his hotel room fell again overnight, hitting his forehead then crashed onto concrete outside the US Embassy, tearing his jacket — before showing up to meetings anyway

Witnesses described him as glassy-eyed, swaying, slurring, repeating himself and looking “completely disheveled” and “out of it.”

The general also lost Secret war maps on a train for over 24 hours, after carrying them in an unsecured plastic tube — before they were eventually recovered by Ukrainian nationals.

Salute to a true JDPON warrior. This is how badly you need to be doing your job to justify your existence Westoids. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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