No. Leave it to me. I will laugh at it myself.
As you wish
When I don't want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H's instead.
hhhhhey..
Have you ever thought about what that would sound like irl?
Ike you don't want to talk to them.
ASMR texting?
Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument
Ugh your breath stinks
Laughing so fucking hard at this ðŸ˜
I wish it were that easy to tell.
It really is that simple. The more Ys the more down.
Hei, how are u?
It really is that simple. The fewer Ys the more up she is for it.
Yey, yoy yar yyyyyyuu?
Ni haoooo
In gay culture, this is called Texting Like A Bottom.
Hayyy, you got something on your face...
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
She's on meth.
Yeah but like is it just the ADHD kind?
Yeah there's the ADHD kind; and then there's the kind that makes you pick your face and lose all your teeth. Important distinction 🤓
Found violet's alt account
But who's? WHOOOOOSSSE??
He wants one of their own now, along with HRT.
He, how are ou?
How art thou fine fellow?
Nah, you need an inexcusable amount of Ys: at least 5. There are ace ladies hitting 3 Ys.
My experience:
Hey: Hello
Heyy: 'Sup
Heyyy: Got any plans?
Heyyyy: Let's fuck
Heyyyyy: We need to talk
Heyyyyyy+: I'm drunk (+0.01% BAC for each additional y)
bob?? bob belcher??? robert middle name belcher?????
You're terrible, you're ALL terrible.
heyyy
This is one of my tourettes-esque toxic traits. Going about my business alone at home doing chores or whatever and randomly say "Heyyy" out loud in a slutty tone of voice but I'm alone with no immediate prospects of that ever changing. Am weirdo.
35 Comments
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 70 pts · 156d
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 16 pts · 156d
No. Leave it to me. I will laugh at it myself.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 155d
As you wish
noride@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 156d
When I don't want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H's instead.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 156d
Have you ever thought about what that would sound like irl?
foggy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 156d
Ike you don't want to talk to them.
jimmux@programming.dev · 10 pts · 156d
ASMR texting?
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 155d
Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 156d
Ugh your breath stinks
AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 156d
Laughing so fucking hard at this ðŸ˜
village604@adultswim.fan · 32 pts · 156d
I wish it were that easy to tell.
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 22 pts · 156d
It really is that simple. The more Ys the more down.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 156d
Hei, how are u?
OpenStars@piefed.social · 18 pts · 156d
It really is that simple. The fewer Ys the more up she is for it.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 156d
Yey, yoy yar yyyyyyuu?
OpenStars@piefed.social · 7 pts · 156d
socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 156d
Ni haoooo
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 156d
In gay culture, this is called Texting Like A Bottom.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 156d
Hayyy, you got something on your face...
prex@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 156d
Una@europe.pub · 16 pts · 156d
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 156d
She's on meth.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 156d
Yeah but like is it just the ADHD kind?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 155d
Yeah there's the ADHD kind; and then there's the kind that makes you pick your face and lose all your teeth. Important distinction 🤓
Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 156d
Found violet's alt account
perishthethought@piefed.social · 10 pts · 156d
But who's? WHOOOOOSSSE??
OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 156d
He wants one of their own now, along with HRT.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 156d
He, how are ou?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 156d
How art thou fine fellow?
qarbone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 156d
Nah, you need an inexcusable amount of Ys: at least 5. There are ace ladies hitting 3 Ys.
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 155d
My experience:
Hey: Hello
Heyy: 'Sup
Heyyy: Got any plans?
Heyyyy: Let's fuck
Heyyyyy: We need to talk
Heyyyyyy+: I'm drunk (+0.01% BAC for each additional y)
turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 156d
bob?? bob belcher??? robert middle name belcher?????
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 156d
You're terrible, you're ALL terrible.
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 155d
heyyy
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 155d
This is one of my tourettes-esque toxic traits. Going about my business alone at home doing chores or whatever and randomly say "Heyyy" out loud in a slutty tone of voice but I'm alone with no immediate prospects of that ever changing. Am weirdo.