c/memes · by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 155dI want to be... 526 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 155d
village604@adultswim.fan · 16 pts · 155d
I do it because I'm going to go blind in the next 1-50 years, so I need the practice.
FatVegan@leminal.space · 1 pts · 154d
My toilet opens up and has a light when i'm in close proximity. That's how i navigate the night.
SouthFresh@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 155d
Naturally becomes poop scented.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 154d
... huh?
SouthFresh@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 154d
The balls that you're bringing to the restroom will naturally acquire a poop scent.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 154d
Ahh.. that's much better than what I thought you meant.
pooberbee@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 155d
I'm so excited for Steel Ball Run
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 155d
Sorry, I was scrolling the KYM image gallery for JoJo Reference like 5 seconds before I read your comment.
demlet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 155d
This comment is freaking hilarious.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 154d
Ghoelian@piefed.social · 2 pts · 153d
Is it actually? (I've never seen JoJo do I don't have an opinion of it either way)
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 153d
Oh yeah, watch episode one if you don't believe me.
demlet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 155d
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 154d
How long until someone "accidentally" falls on it, firmly lodging it in their rectum?
Hupf@feddit.org · 7 pts · 154d
Not the Firefly reboot I hoped for.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 153d
Same. 100 % agreed.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 154d
Simply connect the orbs with a string.
rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 154d
Pull my beads of love
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 153d
Let 'er rip!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 155d
Orb lyfe
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 155d
So they will roll away and take the toilet plunge because you're (or your kid isn't) really awake...
drsilverworm@midwest.social · 3 pts · 154d
Yes a sphere seems a bad design for both not losing it and setting it on the charger the right way. Room here for someone to knock this off better with a cube or pyramid shape
kionay@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 153d
we've come full circle to pondering the orb
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 155d
So do I. This lamp isn't special.
slackassassin@piefed.social · 3 pts · 154d
I've heard of a detachable penis, but this is ridiculous. 🥸
Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 154d
Is this a real product?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 154d
Here you go:
https://a.co/d/0bFFUp22
Akagigahara@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d
And thus spoke The God of Vengeance, "My Vengeance will light the way". Aiat!
Cool lamp, I'd definitely use it to cosplay Eris with it xD
sleepmode@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 154d
Eris… get your rock off my map.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d
Fuck that... I'm not messing with Loc-Nar.