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c/programmer_humor · by raman_klogius@ani.social · 184d

Hell yeah

https://greennuclear.online/@collectifission/116250381177456842

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15 Comments

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 134 pts · 184d

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 68 pts · 184d

Congratulations! You've given birth to a beautiful baby [object Object].

partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 184d

Why is this a surprise to anyone? Didn't your parents sit you down when you were a teenager and tell you to install the Noscript browser extension so you wouldn't get pergant [sic]?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 184d

Click here to download the Impregnation Wizard.

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 184d

you gotta be crazy to let JavaScript run on your body. #prochoice

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 17 pts · 184d (2 replies)

how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

grue@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 184d

¡¿Can u get... prrrreganté?!

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 184d

Naturally

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 184d

Brendan Eich isn't going to like this.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 184d

This is what happens when you dare to temporarily disable NoScript. You get preggers!

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 184d

surgeons are like. meat wizards.

romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 184d

Ok MtF folks, we have found the secret

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 184d (2 replies)

#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>

int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; }

ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 184d (1 reply)

Now that's just cruel.

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 183d

The cruelest part is not formatting it correctly :c

#include <sys/types.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <unistd.h>

int main() {
    pid_t pid = fork();
    if (pid == 0) {
        // Child process
        while (1);
    } else {
        // Parent process
        sleep(2);
        kill(pid, SIGKILL);  // Force kill child
        printf("Child process killed.\n");
    }
    return 0;
}