c/humor · by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 175d

Standoff in the Hundred Acre Wood

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5 Comments

dnick@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 175d (1 reply)

And that's how you killed the wrong one. The real eeyore knew you would suspect the one that tried avoiding death, finally finding a way to achieve his goal without having to lie...except about his desire... one last time...

LordXDnl@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 175d

Damn thats like depression squared, good shit eeyore

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 175d

The real eeyore doesn't have blood. He has cotton stuffing.

perishthethought@piefed.social · 6 pts · 175d

Probably wouldn't have worked anyhow...

Katana314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d

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