Your prayers have been answered, next up: childless airline

https://imgur.com/a/chOyu4C

Don't ask me for translation, just google Corendon xd

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QubaXR@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Interesting.Their website is a standard flight booking affair, and they definitely sell tickets for children. They literally have a photo of a happy family on holiday as the first image you see.

Special flights perhaps?

zoe@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Its a european company, i will look up the article link one moment . Plane has a separate part of the cabin where it house seperate 93 seats where only adults beyond 16 of age are allowed access to, for the extra premium of 40€ per seat.

https://www.bfmtv.com/international/europe/une-compagnie-aerienne-neerlandaise-introduit-une-zone-sans-enfant-une-premiere-en-europe_AN-202309010481.html

hope this is translatable cause its in french. maybe check their sales dept for info maybe, if the booking option doesn't show up on their site

JickleMithers@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

I'd gladly pay that price to not have to listen to a baby crying for 10 hours from Amsterdam back home. That was probably one of the worst flights I've been on.

iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just put em in the overhead.

zoe@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

medieval problems require medieval solutions

Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

Or transport them like pets. I would rather have a dog next to me than a coughing child

sblanziko@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (11 replies)

You won't be able to blame children for farts anymore

giantfloppycock@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No child’s pathetic digestive tract could possibly hope to brew the gaseous violence that I unleash upon my fellow airline patrons.

Retrograde@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
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zoe@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

thats the case with any public transport: farts are unpredictable and the whole group have to bear with the emissions of a single passenger. one could make use of a 3M hepa mask if questionable odors are very bothering..

arin@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Adults farts way more and way more stinky than children

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (6 replies)

What the fuck

arin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Just noticing my own farts as i grew and same for my peers

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

ok man geez

arin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yeah when I was a kid i was grossed out by my parent's farts and other old people's farts, now I'm the gross old person farting as well💀

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

glad I engaged in this conversation

arin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Between each exchange I've farted over a hundred times, and i had to air it out each time

punkisundead@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did you know that Corendon also makes lots of money from deportations?

zoe@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

alot of airlines also make deportations, but probably in a less obvious way..anyway blame france that wants to bomb niger, and then the rest of european countries will have to bear the consequences, Italy in particular

richieadler@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 2y

I hated the answer of one of the airlines against having childfree spaces: "I have two words for you: ear plugs"