Also a scythe

28 points · 4 comments · view on lemmy.world

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ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 139d (3 replies)

Boarded the boat on the river styx, hurled racist insults at the ferryman, and ranted about homosexuals the whole way across the river

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his own god doesn’t like him.

SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 138d

Chuck Norris's God was money.

Iunnrais@piefed.social · 2 pts · 79d

I find it helpful to realize that Chuck Norris memes are not about Chuck Norris, the human man, but rather Chuck Norris the fae-shadow who has devoured his story.

This is true for a lot of public figures, in fact. The story of a person can take on a life of its own, independent from the person itself. No, of course faeries aren’t real, but it’s a useful mental model.