There is a significant portion of the lds membership who believe the "lost ten tribes of israel" were taken to other planets, to be returned as a sign of the second coming 🤷♂️
Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!" I looked, and behold, there was a pink horse. The one riding on it had two guns, and laser eyes were given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.
This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser beam eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.
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OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 147d
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 1 pts · 117d
There is a significant portion of the lds membership who believe the "lost ten tribes of israel" were taken to other planets, to be returned as a sign of the second coming 🤷♂️
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 147d
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 147d
It's missing a rainbow. Preferably coming out of the unicorn's ass.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 147d
If you inspect closely, this unicorn has wings. That would make this an Alicorn!
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 147d
Username checks out.
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 4 pts · 147d
Also known as the Pegacorn …
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 146d
So the rainbow shoots out the cock then?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 147d
Is this the one where Good and Evil American natives fight for a pair of golden plates you can only read from inside a hat?
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 147d
You laugh but when separated out each plate is a deadly weapon, a quality unmatched by a flimsy Bible page
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 147d
Come over here and say that to my Arc of the Covenant
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 147d
Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!" I looked, and behold, there was a pink horse. The one riding on it had two guns, and laser eyes were given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 147d
Wow, so this is what the Mormon Jesus was doing in the three days he visited America.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 147d
This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser beam eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.
pirating@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 146d
He's not cruci-fucking around!
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 147d
I'm sorry, is this the new cover for the Book of Mormon?
Generica@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
The Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo sequel is much better than the original. Jesus smites the fuck out of non-believers!!🤘
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 147d
OK but WINGS on the unicorn? As if anybody would believe a holy man rides a flying horse.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d
I see what you did there, HIGH FIVE
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d
Red Bull gives you wings.
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 2 pts · 147d
Amen.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 147d
If it wasn't for the hand holding the book I'd think this was slop going by the ammmo belts...
Its fantastic either way, though