c/lemmyshitpost · by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works · 145dI guarantee this is a waste of time https://litter.catbox.moe/nvoaz426tfj8au5u.mp4289 points · 39 comments · view on lemmy.world
39 Comments
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 145d
Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.
Lies.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 145d
Exactly this is a case of measurement. Bad scientific method all around
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 145d
Stupid slots.
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 145d
Hey, no slot shaming!
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 145d
Slots are awesome because they prefer forking to spooning.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 145d
I lost my neighbour's cat's life savings on slots. Now I have to work for him the rest of my life by giving unlimited pets, treats and catnip. I love my life!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 145d
Average mean intellect of a TikTok.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 145d
you don't get advanced physics on a vertical video
sundray@lemmus.org · 27 pts · 145d
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 145d
That's sodapressing
flyingSock@feddit.org · 14 pts · 145d
excellent content! Effective communication!
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 145d
this would have been really useful to me at around the age of 1, maybe 2
kieron115@startrek.website · 9 pts · 143d
I'm about to blow OPs mind.
There's a third option -
Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social · 6 pts · 143d
Oh NO! SPORKS!
kieron115@startrek.website · 6 pts · 143d
Who doesn't want to stab themselves in the roof of the mouth while trying to eat their breakfast soda?
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 143d
FOON
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 143d
Run!
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 145d
This reminds me of these stupid fucking shorts that explain basic fucking physics with a fucking picture of fucking einstein somewhere on it.
bus_factor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d
Yeah, at least explain the physics of some advanced fucking.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 145d
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 145d
You can with a fork as well but a lot less of it will be on the prongs.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 145d
the trick is to put it in the freezer for a while first
shweddy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 144d
Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 143d
And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 145d
Yes but WHY does the fork have slots?? Its the conspiracy that Big Cutlery doesnt want you to know about...
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 144d
They actually used to be solid but the forktory figured out that they could use less metal and save money by making the slots
MycelialMass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 145d
"I can't believe you made me watch this"
-My Wife
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 145d
"My Wife"
-Bhorat
myster0n@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 145d
Ooh science
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 144d
What happens if I use chop sticks?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 144d
You can't pick up chopsticks with a fork either. They can't be perforated.
kieron115@startrek.website · 2 pts · 143d
You have to soak them in the soda then suck out the flavor like a popsicle stick.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 144d
Really makes you think!
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 143d
Says you can't pick up soda with a fork. Picks up 2 drops of soda with a fork. mfw
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 144d
DEAD DOVES
DO NOT EAT
[Looks in paper bag]
[Recoils]
"Well, I don't know what I was expecting..."
WandowsVista@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 143d
TIL
ledge@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 145d
Yes.