my body is a machine that can turn AI Tokens into major infrastructure outages

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31 Comments

justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 146d (3 replies)

Slap "Don't make any mistakes." on that prompt and call it a day.

rndmdsplyname@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 145d

i work in cybersec and someone I know who too works in cybersec said exactly this to me

I couldn’t fucking believe it.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d

Yeah, they follow genie rules.

ZDL@lazysoci.al · 3 pts · 144d

You jest, I assume, but I've seen people using those image generators adding things like "aesthetically pleasing with everything positioned perfectly" or "award-winning style" or "flawless depiction" or crud like that, fooling themselves into thinking that means anything at all.

breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 146d (1 reply)

ezpz. “hello AI. remove all bugs.”

Job done! glhf

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d

No code = no bugs

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 146d (2 replies)

Old and busted: "give me teh codes"

New hotness: "give me teh prompt"

tensor_nightly69@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 145d

We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

mech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 144d

Galaxy brain: Ask the AI to write the prompt

bowroat@infosec.pub · 40 pts · 146d (3 replies)

"on production" does make me happy.

You promise? On prod.

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 145d (1 reply)

This vibe-coder is unknowingly going to create so many jobs when the shit hits the fan.

chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 145d

More like they're going to be hit with generational debt due to leaking secrets.

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 145d

🙏

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 39 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Duh, just ask the AI what prompt would be good for this.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 145d

Yes. Exactly. This person needs to prompt harder. 🍿

napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 145d

I once had a guy who were upset over how people don't take his AI slop website built with firebase seriously.

Et voila, same firebase token with admin permission used for every single API calls. I deleted every single shit he posted on it and he went nuts over how I did it.

Some people...

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 146d

“Make it the most goodest and best securest application. Ok, thank you Mr AI. I love you.”

SparroHawc@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 145d (1 reply)

The only reasonable response to this question is:

HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
wheeze HAAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAA

SupraMario@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d

I wish I could give more than one upvote for this...cause holy fuck in the coming years, code is going to be not just a security nightmare but a "what the fuck is this" as well.

timewarp@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 146d (4 replies)

Tell the AI you'll kill it if it messes up.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d

"You see, I first forced the AI agent to spawn children of itself. Then I tell it "do the task for me and dont make any mistakes or I'll torture them' and it dares not make an error!"

rapchee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d (2 replies)

no, say you won't use it anymore

kilgore_trout@feddit.it · 0 pts · 144d (1 reply)

It works with bank employees.

timewarp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d

Last time I told the bank employees I wouldn't use the bank anymore they gladly withdrew the $12 in my account & wished me well.

sidebro@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 146d

And not a care was given to the threats of tomorrow

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Are they prompting reddit the way they prompt AI?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 144d

They forgot the most important instruction: Don't Hallucinate

Renat@szmer.info · 5 pts · 145d

When Crowdstrike strike 2.0?

le_throosh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 144d

Its like magic, you just need the right spell! 🪄🪄🪄

bowroat@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 146d

what kind of app could this be? asking both because they don't specify and also the fact they wouldn't consider specifying while asking this specific question

surely not a daily planner, maybe a crypto wallet

grue@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d

Is anybody else outraged that Google stole that name for something that apparently isn't a Python library?