I'm going to give you the same advice my dear great-grandmother Francine gave me back in the 90s when I made a naughty joke about Michael Jackson's proclivities for young boys...
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There's, um, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That's, that's about it.
The scammer will always need suckers and if you milk a tit too hard it bleeds so you gotta find more tits. Til the last Ukrainian!!! Always running from or running to. Just a product of our enviroment. Private Gooner Pyle reportin for dooty
18 Comments
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 29 pts · 148d
No excuses? I can't get high off paying rent!
ccunning@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 148d
That makes it pretty clear where you’re going to have to start cutting corners…
fartographer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 148d
Rent.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 148d
Second best musical ever.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
Just behind "Lease"
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 148d
🎵 We're not gonna pay 🎵 we're not gonna pay 🎵 we're not gonna pay 🎵 last week's lease!
andybytes@programming.dev · 2 pts · 148d
We are pretty much just circles at this point.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 148d
Can’t spell crack cocaine without CAN
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 148d
Also can't spell "here's a mountain of cocaine" without "Herman Cain"
ickplant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 148d
Una@europe.pub · 11 pts · 148d
Instructions unclear: crack smoked me :3
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 148d
In Soviet Russia...
Levsgetso@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 148d
I unironically motivate myself with this quote sometimes
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 148d
Rise and grind!
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
Ah so it must be the crack that helps them make money.
This post inspired me to get addicted to crack.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 1 pts · 148d
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 148d
I'm going to give you the same advice my dear great-grandmother Francine gave me back in the 90s when I made a naughty joke about Michael Jackson's proclivities for young boys...
YOU WRONG FO' THAT
Drusas@fedia.io · 1 pts · 148d
And that's how we got the show Cops.
andybytes@programming.dev · -11 pts · 148d
The scammer will always need suckers and if you milk a tit too hard it bleeds so you gotta find more tits. Til the last Ukrainian!!! Always running from or running to. Just a product of our enviroment. Private Gooner Pyle reportin for dooty