Please don't I have a Rule

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BorgDrone@feddit.nl · 44 pts · 151d

Please don’t. I have no kids; I have so much to live for.

TheTetrapod@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 151d

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 151d (4 replies)

Well, I had a dream last night where my family never moved out of florida. Instead my dad remarried a lady in an ultra conservative Cuban family and they made me go to a Mighty Mighty Bosstones concert. Except in this timeline they turned into an evangelical Christian ska band.

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 151d (3 replies)

I hope to never hear the words "christian" and "ska" together ever again

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 151d

Yeah..... People were skanking while shouting Jesus is king. It was a wildly unpleasant dream. I haven't even heard a ska song in years, let alone something as specific as the mighty mighty bosstones. I had to look them up this morning just to make sure my brain didn't fully hallucinate their existence. It was the most vivid dream I've had in a long time.

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 150d

Is that a thing? I thought it was a joke toby fox made up for deltarune lol

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 151d

Does five iron frenzy count as ska? they are pretty good but I might be weird

xxd@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 150d

"Please don't kill me, I have a family! Kill them instead!"

sunflower@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 150d

I mean might as well be me. Most people have more to lose. Just shame about the serial part of the killer.