Well, it's probably because he makes shit up on the fly all the time. A man that literally cannot tell the truth is confusing? All he's trying to do is run out the clock. Keep kicking the can down the road to avoid prison and impeachment.
Maybe the Marines will secure the Straight by firing bullets into the water and then declare victory over it? Some people tell me this is a very victorious way to wage war.
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pentastarm@piefed.ca · 91 pts · 183d
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 183d
deacon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 183d
THE YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 183d
I'LL TAKE THE BACK SEAT IN THE MIDDLE WITH THE HUMP
WR5@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
Both favorites! Grape and cherry are both favorites.
kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 183d
Well, it's probably because he makes shit up on the fly all the time. A man that literally cannot tell the truth is confusing? All he's trying to do is run out the clock. Keep kicking the can down the road to avoid prison and impeachment.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 183d
And don't forget to throw in the dementia in there.
SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 183d
I am honestly not sure which is worse. That we have a world leader representing the US who believes
-that a bribe is something both laudable and acceptable from an active war opponent.
This really is Caligula loosing touch with reality.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 183d
Maybe the Marines will secure the Straight by firing bullets into the water and then declare victory over it? Some people tell me this is a very victorious way to wage war.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 183d
We need to nuke the strait apparently. Just like the hurricanes.
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 183d
We'll send a bunch of
unarmedbarely armed and notoriously fragile LCS ships made of aluminum to the Straight.You know those stupid futuristic looking catamaran ass destroyers?
Those. (They're made of soft penetrable aluminum.)
ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d
That a bribe from a foreign power isn't specifically forbidden by the constitution, and for really good reasons
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 183d
I guess the emoluments clause just doesn't exist anymore, huh?
What about giving aid and succor to enemies?
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 26 pts · 183d
Maybe they gave him a 747 that's totally not bugged. oh wait that was Qatar, my bad
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 183d
I am pretty sure he is talking about the insider trading he and a bunch of people in the regime are doing on polymarket and similar platforms
timewarp@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 183d
I'm guessing it was a large wooden horse
dermanus@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 183d
What's confusing? You have the most short sighted, transactional president ever and he took a bribe. Or someone convinced him they gave him a bribe.
nogooduser@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 183d
They were also confused before the Iranian prize remark.
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 183d
So it was a video of him raping a kid?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 183d
They gave him a big gift, and that's how he knows he's dealing with the right people.
They might not be able to deliver on any of their agreements, but they promised him something shiny, so he's in.
They are going to fleece him for a zillion bucks.
FatVegan@leminal.space · 2 pts · 183d
The whole world is confused for decades
Trex202@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 183d