c/femcelmemes · by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 143d

_plz plz plz plz_

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28 Comments

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 79 pts · 143d (11 replies)

... Informed consent is a thing.

Use your words.

... or possibly little whimpering barking noises.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 143d (4 replies)

whimpers and whines while wagging her tail

JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 143d

Your safe word is using your words. head pats

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 143d

... well now you're just yanking my chain.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 6 pts · 142d (1 reply)

Would you like to have your hair pulled, puppy?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 142d

perhaps 👉👈

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 142d (5 replies)

do bottom noises count

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 142d (4 replies)

Depends.

Do 'bottom noises' have a discernible semantic structure?

I gonna need more details.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 142d (3 replies)

mlehhhhh! bwuughhh! merrrrrp!

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 142d (2 replies)

...

I am not able to discern a semantic structure here.

... Perhaps the meaning is... conveyed through... tonality? Pitch? ... ?

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 142d (1 reply)

there's definitely different tones and pitch used, I'd recommend grabbing your local bottom and they'll give you a demonstration

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 142d

Unfortunately, I'm not super into the whole... total owner/master/dom thing.

I am just enough of a switch to be somewhere between flirty and tease.

I need that reciprocating energy, that matches, and then undermatches, and then overmatches, etc.

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 143d (4 replies)

The moment someone does this to me, I am falling to my knees. It's like a boss weak point.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 143d (3 replies)

... You can more or less conceptualize sex as a sucessive stage boss fight of identifying and properly 'attacking' a series of weakpoints, in the correct order.

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 143d (1 reply)

Yeah, but I'm like the tutorial boss that teaches you about weakpoints.

hand on head boss becomes immediately submissive and breedable do whatever you want, you have already won

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 143d

Just continue the metaphor, though maybe... backwards.

Get the 'health bar' down to zero.

Now you get a 'boss stage transition'.

Now get the 'health bar' to zero again.

... repeat untill you are either dead or out of stamina.

Use a DMC/Bayonetta style additional scoring system for 'style' and 'combos', 'damage' done in a short period of time, sustained 'damage' output, etc.

... You follow?

You, as the 'tutorial boss', the goal is to 'defeat' you as many times as possible, with the highest score possible.

The game isn't won when you uh... roll over, thats when the game begins.

You don't just win, you go for SSS rank.

EDIT:

What is the French term for an orgasm, the ecstasy/dissociation afterward?

La petit mort, the little death.

... kill 'em with kindness, eh?

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d