c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 2yHow do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it! 189 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
The pope has a water cannon.
It's a water cannon.
He punches holes in it.
It's a holey water cannon.
He blesses it.
It's a holy holey water cannon.
He blesses the hell out of it.
It's a wholly holy holey water cannon.
Batman and Robin arrive.
He shoots them.
zeet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Holy contrived punchline, Batman!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.
wisefoolkp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Not sure whether to upvote or downvote for making me laugh at something so dumb... Lol
Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
That's the whole point of Dad Jokes! Groans and eye rolls are also acceptable