Everyone needs a little break. Your shift is in a few hours when i fall asleep. If I fall asleep. Oh fuck I should never have signed that contract with a devil
Oh, today everyone is me. Sorry, I've been an asshole lately. I'm doing my best with the orange asshole but I'm really out of control. Trying to hole my breath.
32 Comments
silasmariner@programming.dev · 22 pts · 165d
No u
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 165d
oh fuck. The undefeatable logic.
mtpender@piefed.social · 12 pts · 165d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 165d
RegularJoe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 165d
If none of us exist, how are you getting upvotes?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 165d
I've got the kind of solipsism where you are me
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 6 pts · 165d
All information is perceived via electrical signals to the brain, but they can be halucinations, nothing can be confirmed real except the self.
In the darkness I saw that I was alone and all that was, and so I said "let their be light".
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
Breezy@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 165d
A handful of alt accounts of course, and me: beep boop, hello fellow human
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d
wait i don't remember being you. OH FUCK
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 164d
Everyone is a bot except OP
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 165d
Even worse, you're making us exist against our will.
Fuck you.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d
Fuck me yourself coward
*angry violet08 noises*
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 165d
You would have to fuck you yourself to make me fuck you myself.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d
My friend you are new to the ways of joy and, uh, i guess absurdism. from the author of Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting and I apologize for the Amazon link but that also just kind of makes it better when you think about it
ps my cat says sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssab
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 165d
... why did I post this ...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d
i dunno dude i was pretty high
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 165d
... I think I need to lay off the stuff for a bit, sheesh.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 6 pts · 165d
Ah, thanks. I was getting kind of tired of existing. Nice to take a little break.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
Everyone needs a little break. Your shift is in a few hours when i fall asleep. If I fall asleep. Oh fuck I should never have signed that contract with a devil
DivineDev@piefed.social · 5 pts · 165d
I read that as "It's Slopism Saturday" and thought we're doing AI now
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d
i couldn't have been more clear earlier
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 165d
I think i am
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d
oh no i don't
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d
STPO
gnufuu@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 165d
Not all solipsists are wrong
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
None of whom?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d
"you people"
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 165d
The protestors exist though, I see you out there.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
Oh, today everyone is me. Sorry, I've been an asshole lately. I'm doing my best with the orange asshole but I'm really out of control. Trying to hole my breath.
Bonje@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d
But you see, its not me
Its not my family
In your head, in you head, they are fighting
stickly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 165d
I thought a slopsism is what you get when the mohel pregames the bris