Don Tzu

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28 Comments

islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 173d

Man who sharts in church, sits in own pew

hOrni@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 173d

BrickEater@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 173d

*The Shart of War

kalapala@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 173d (4 replies)

If Zap Branigan wasn't a fictional character I would expect him to be related.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d (1 reply)

I don't want to see Donny in a skirt

kalapala@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 172d

I may remind you that's made out of the finest velour! How can you resist it?

homura1650@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d (1 reply)
kalapala@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 172d

Holy shit that's clearly a Branigan.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 173d

Can we stop posting this pedo's face all over the Internet?

raman_klogius@ani.social · 12 pts · 173d

* The Art Of The Deal

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 173d (3 replies)

Unironically this is my strategy playing chess. L

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 173d (1 reply)

Kirk used it on Spock, the illogical moves that caught him off guard. Makes for a good starship captain.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d

i want to pretend i'm a good enough player to strategerize like that, but my strategy has to be described with words like that.

genfood@feddit.org · 2 pts · 173d

Same

NABDad@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 173d

The Fart of War

Freddyyeddy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 172d

shart of war

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 173d (7 replies)

okay but this [unironically] has been statesian military doctrine since at least iraq 2

edit ooops i accidentally a word

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 172d (6 replies)

1776*

VinegarChunks@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 172d (4 replies)

Disagree. The people who coordinated this sort of thing were professionals who knew EXACTLY what they were doing

We used to be a proper country.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 172d (3 replies)

WW2 supposedly gave us this quote

The reason the U.S. Navy does so well in wartime is that war is chaos, and the U.S. Navy practices chaos on a daily basis."

And the cold war gave us the joke that Americans don't read their manuals.

Washington's big tactical play was to murder the Hessians in their sleep during the typical Christmas truce.

It's always been a joke of a nation, Trump's lack of tack just makes it more obvious.

VinegarChunks@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 172d

Doing well in the chaos of war does not mean you are unprepared and unplanned.

MisterD@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 172d

Winston Churchill: "Americans will always do the right thing, only after they have tried everything else."

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 171d

He’s very tacky & tactless

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 172d

oh your god are you going to blame me for every war i voted against and wasn't alive for gett'em lord widebottom!

frazw@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 173d

*The art of excursions

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 3 pts · 173d

Poo Tzu

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d

This is that 5D checkers I've been hearing about

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 173d

“To find one’s own ass, you need two things: both hands and a map”