This is better than macOS kernal panicking and restarting the computer with a dialog that reads “You restarted your computer without shutting down properly.”
Fuck you, macOS, you didn’t math correctly. Own it.
Years ago I had to work with a Java library that had the same kind of cutesy errors. I think it was jxta. It was terrible. It would collapse if I looked at it funny.
The first time I got an error like that, I thought how random and cute the devs were.
The second, I thought they were just like me.
The third, I was a little annoyed that they seemed to put more effort into their error messages than their software.
The fourth, I was annoyed that i had to read past their drek to find the error.
The fifth, I hated them.
The sixth, I wanted to find and punch them.
The seventh+, I swore I would never deal with their shit again if I could avoid it.
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 151d
This is better than macOS kernal panicking and restarting the computer with a dialog that reads “You restarted your computer without shutting down properly.”
Fuck you, macOS, you didn’t math correctly. Own it.
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 151d
Years ago I had to work with a Java library that had the same kind of cutesy errors. I think it was jxta. It was terrible. It would collapse if I looked at it funny.
The first time I got an error like that, I thought how random and cute the devs were.
The second, I thought they were just like me.
The third, I was a little annoyed that they seemed to put more effort into their error messages than their software.
The fourth, I was annoyed that i had to read past their drek to find the error.
The fifth, I hated them.
The sixth, I wanted to find and punch them.
The seventh+, I swore I would never deal with their shit again if I could avoid it.
AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 151d
That's fantastic. Strong "f you" spirit in this one. Three cheers for human coding with feeling!
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 151d
That only works if you rarely see the error. If the software pukes often, it gets grating.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 151d
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oopsie-woopsie for those not in on the joke
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 151d
That was a actual bug report. Somebody has the link? Too much search engine noise.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 5 pts · 151d
I love it
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 151d
UwU
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
Sounds like Russell brand
https://youtu.be/uwWUb5hyFmQ