Dear sir, may I trouble you for a treat?

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lemmyng@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Edit: Eagles are indeed birds.

So glad a bird or an eagle didn't grab the poor carrotless thing.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Eagles are birds

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 155d

Allegedly!

Aspen10310@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 156d

Mine won't let me get my morning coffee until they have been served their morning carrots. Such entitled little potatoes!

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 156d

Give him all the carrots

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 11 pts · 156d (4 replies)

It was in Peru where I developed my love for guinea pigs.

Im_old@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 155d (2 replies)

You mean served as food?

village604@adultswim.fan · 13 pts · 155d

You're saying the quiet part out loud

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 155d

The_v@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 155d

What's it named Cuy?

core@leminal.space · 9 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Those are little shit machines. Who also eat their shit.

OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 155d

Had 2. Found out the fun but hard way.

robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 155d (3 replies)

The guinea pig is probably asking for shelter because it's a prey animal and worried about being killed by birds, critters, pets, etc..

Iconoclast@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 155d (2 replies)

It's probably not asking anything as it most likely has no concept what a question even is or any theory of mind about humans.

robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d

They tend to get stressed being exposed outside because they want to feel secure. They know they can't fight against predators.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 155d

They actually make special whistle noises just for humans and they certainly ask for food. The are very social, and can get very depressed alone or if a partner dies.

QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 155d

You can have carrots

_g_be@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d

"You got games on your phone" but it's carrots in your fridge

jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 155d

If you give a guinea pig a carrot....