c/lemmyshitpost · by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 130dšµ Put it in, put it in, put it...iiiiiinnn!! š¤¤ 98 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
trigg@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 130d
As opposed to any other 2026?
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 130d
December 31, 11:59 PM, everyone watches the 2nd health bar appear
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 7 pts · 130d
They didn't want you to be confused if you're reading this article in the year 12026.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 130d
That is this year, with this calendar.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d
Most people won't be able to read by 2030. Good thing we have all this amazing AI to do all of our thinking for us!
Twig@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 130d
2026 BCE was a helluva year
restingOface@quokk.au · 4 pts · 130d
Next 2026 is supposedly going to be a banger
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 130d
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 130d
PS: CONSUME
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 130d
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 129d
cornsume
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 130d
Please don't buy crap like this, especially not as a gift.
No one needs a corncob dildo handle. They work just fine without one.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 8 pts · 130d
Mohels love it.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d
Aw shucks
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 130d
Is that an auto masturbator for corn cobs?
Master@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 130d
No, the corn is for reference only. This is a dick flayer.
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 129d
Veedem@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 130d
rslogix89@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d
Instructions unclear, Iām in the ER having to explain why I fell on it with a raging boner to the doctor.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 130d
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d
Just tell them you were really corny
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 129d
... as Kansas in August.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 130d
On the bad site there was a whole dontputyourdickinthat community.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 130d
Consume