A family walks into a hotel. The father walks up to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled."
The desk clerk says, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."
During Sunday school in my middle school years, we were given the assignment to define what a covenant was… the table I was at was pretty much the geeks and this just happened to be sometime after Halo 2 came out… so we defined it with something like “a collection of alien races hellbent in humanity’s destruction.”
Gonna need a bigger car…
Kindof reminds me of an old joke…
A family walks into a hotel. The father walks up to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled." The desk clerk says, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."
Weapons of Ass Destruction
During Sunday school in my middle school years, we were given the assignment to define what a covenant was… the table I was at was pretty much the geeks and this just happened to be sometime after Halo 2 came out… so we defined it with something like “a collection of alien races hellbent in humanity’s destruction.”
I just logged on to the damn app for Christ sake.
I’ll ask again… How is this different than any other Taco Bell outing?
FIFY Trump waiting to see if Diddy’s check clears before issuing pardon.
“IT’S A GROWER, NOT A SHOWER!”
They’re just waiting for the train to push them into 1885.
“Me volutantem vident. Oderunt me…”