Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Spreads: Taco Bell Pulls Key Ingredients

https://dallasexpress.com/business-markets/explosive-diarrhea-parasite-spreads-taco-bell-pulls-key-ingredients/

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12 Comments

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 43d (4 replies)

How is this different than any other Taco Bell outing?

baines@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 43d (2 replies)

death

rslogix89@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 43d (1 reply)

I’ll ask again… How is this different than any other Taco Bell outing?

jim_v@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d

Death, but without lettuce, guacamole, or pico de gallo gushing out of your farter.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 43d

It happens to people whose guts don't immediately panic upon encountering the existence of fiber.

Akh@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 43d

Guess gutting the FDA was a big mistake

reddig33@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d (1 reply)

You should know that the Dallas Express name was bought out and is currently published by a conservative Trump supporter:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Bennett

TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 43d

I hadn't read the source before reading your comment and initially I thought Dallas Express was a euphemism for the aforementioned explosive diarrhea.

Jackusflackus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 43d

I mean… that’s every Taco Bell menu item for the last 30 years

paraphrand@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d

Oh man.

I almost bought alfalfa sprouts the other day. Seems like a bad time to do that.

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 43d
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 43d

Dipper Goes to Taco Bell IRL