"Well, what are you waiting for? BUILD ANOTHER!"

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PugJesus@piefed.social · 21 pts · 91d (5 replies)

Explanation: In the First Punic War, the Romans started the war without a navy or any naval experience. So they found a Carthaginian ("Punic") shipwreck, copied it 100 times, and voila! Instant navy!

... they lost that fleet.

So they built another!

... they lost that fleet too.

So they built ANOTHER!

They may also have lost that, or a related fleet.

Somehow, inexplicably, they managed to win the First Punic War anyway.

Stubbornness is a hell of an advantage.

rslogix89@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 90d

Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 90d

somehow, inexplicably, they managed to win the first punic war anyway

They won by changing naval combat from rams to boarding, which they were very good at with their heavy infantry

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 90d (1 reply)

Picture of a string instrument called viola.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 4 pts · 90d

lmao, fixed the typo

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 90d

The we got more bodies than you have arrows plan. Always works.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d

You tell me my towers have fallen. On this. The day that I read picture books to children?