You have to maintain discipline

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Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 19 pts · 133d

"Where's the money, Lewbowski?"

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 133d (6 replies)

Read the Infancy Gospel of Thomas if you want some fucking wild uh... near contemporaneous fan fiction ... ? ... of a very young baby Jesus acting like a righteous little bastard.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 132d (5 replies)

near contemporaneous fan fiction

don't be a dick. it's called apocrypha. noncanon scripture.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 132d (3 replies)

lol, true, that is the ... less irreverent way to put it. =P

By that logic, I'll now be referring to Disney Star Wars as apocrypha, hahaha!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 132d (2 replies)

We fire the holy Expanded Universe Cannon upon all who deny its glory. It's quite glorious too, launches ten inch shells

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 132d (1 reply)

That's no moon!

It's JJ Abrams, wondering why the mystery box format wasn't recieved well!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 132d

It's such a good format tho
The box. The box!

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 132d

Noncanon material not written by the original author but taking place in the same universe. That's literally the definition of fanfic.

You can't both call it apocrypha and call it non-fiction. It's either true or it's not. Pick a lane.

Libertus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 129d

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 132d

Crucified and waterboarded at the same time.