I’ve tried offering them my uncovered hairless leg as a sacrifice but they still insist on doing the zzzzZzzZZzZzzzz around my ears when I try to sleep. 😔
A light methylated lotion is much more effective and quite cooling in the spring and summer.
It has been my experience in life that people who complain about simple problems do so because they want an audience. People who want solutions to simple problems, find them quickly and easily and quietly.
21 Comments
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 89 pts · 152d
Speaking as a yeti they just move their way down my legs and bite your ankles
lasta@piefed.world · 20 pts · 152d
I’ve tried offering them my uncovered hairless leg as a sacrifice but they still insist on doing the zzzzZzzZZzZzzzz around my ears when I try to sleep. 😔
homes@piefed.world · 4 pts · 152d
Socks
Chumpeon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 152d
homes@piefed.world · -11 pts · 152d
A light methylated lotion is much more effective and quite cooling in the spring and summer.
It has been my experience in life that people who complain about simple problems do so because they want an audience. People who want solutions to simple problems, find them quickly and easily and quietly.
cash@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 152d
Alright Oscar Wilde.
homes@piefed.world · 1 pts · 152d
Was that supposed to be an insult?
zeejoo@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 152d
That second paragraph makes you sound like a terminally online douche
homes@piefed.world · -10 pts · 152d
Says the guy with an account not even three weeks old
zeejoo@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 152d
That would suggest I don't spend much time online, the opposite of the insult I used.
Chumpeon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 152d
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 152d
Soup@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
They move down your legs and bite my ankles? Well gods, man, do me a favour and address that!
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 151d
So that's why they only bite my ankles. Makes total sense.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 152d
Sometimes I feel like Violet is still here with us in some small way
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 27 pts · 152d
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 152d
Oh shit I didn't know that
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 152d
Wait what happened to her?
new_guy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 152d
Changed instances last time I checked
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 152d
Ohhh I just assumed she had finished her follicular phase
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 152d
inari@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 152d
Asscrack safe too
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 152d
Sunscreen + man pelt is largely impenetrable to sandflies.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 152d
Do you put the sunscreen on your manpelt to keep it fresh longer, or do you wear it yourself under the manpelt?
desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 152d
Sooooo Greece has lots of mosquitos?
village604@adultswim.fan · 5 pts · 151d
They need blood to breed, so probably not.