c/femcelmemes · by VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works · 169d

Buzzed

217 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world

12 Comments

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 169d (3 replies)

Check you place for gas leaks

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 169d (1 reply)

Ignore this person, enjoy your bumblebee life, queen!

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 169d

it hurts being ignored, I just don't want OP to go boom boom.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 169d

I have so many monoxide detectors. No, we blame my brain problems on the shadow creatures

VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 169d

Credit to @ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip for the inspo.. I just could not get this phrase out of my head

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 169d (3 replies)

Worker bumblebees live for about three weeks – very approximately 2 million seconds. (Assuming not a drone since femcel memes.)
Thus, 12 seconds is approximately 0.0006% of that lifespan.
Assuming a natural human lifespan of about 70 years (very approximately 2 billion seconds), that's approximately 12,000 seconds in human time.

Are you sure you're prepared to make this sacrifice of 200 human minutes?

VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 169d

Bzzz bzzztt bzzzttz

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 169d

I sacrifice 2400 human minutes a week just so I can afford to survive. I'd absolutely sacrifice 200 to really live.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 169d

I've already given up more. Hell yeah let's do it can I bring friends?

kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 169d (2 replies)

well, what's exactly stopping you from getting in a car, finding some random unpaved road, and then just sending it while blasting sweet little bumblebee through the speakers? x3

VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 169d (1 reply)

The world is an oyster 😌

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 169d

And we're all shucked