In the criminal justice system, food based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Culinary Victims Unit. These are their stories…
I did not see the community name before clicking. I thought maybe it was like a potato wedge egg casserole or something. Had potential just from the name.
...I really should have looked at the community name first
Honestly, I'm impressed they managed to burn the cheese in places and undercook it elsewhere. This is no amateur food crime. This here is the work of a mastermind of incompetence.
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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 129d
Should be corn flakes
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 129d
minor—yet valid—concern
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 129d
Many people were harmed in the viewing of this food crime.
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 8 pts · 128d
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d
davi@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 128d
the real food crime is that breakfast nachos actually do exist and they're called chilaquiles. lol
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 129d
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 128d
Is this Vic Michalis' account? Did you just out yourself?
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
Gastronauts is so great
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 128d
I saw that link a couple weeks ago, and fell absolutely in love with all things Dropout
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
Game changer and Um Actually are my all time favorites
I used to hate listening to DND streams but Dimension 20 made me come around on that. I love a session full of chaos gremlins.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 128d
Game changer and Let's Make Some Noise are mine. The roast the Pete Holmes gave Sam for the whole episode is legendary.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 128d
Also, since you mentioned chaos goblins, are you familiar with Chuckles the Clown..?
scops@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 129d
I did not see the community name before clicking. I thought maybe it was like a potato wedge egg casserole or something. Had potential just from the name.
...I really should have looked at the community name first
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d
The community should have a NSFL tag to telegraph the risk of visiting it.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
This is the vanity of humans made manifest. We are naught but sin and hate.
Zuriz@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 128d
Could have at least used corn flakes to give off a semblance of sanity
alyqz@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 128d
But is it good?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d
awful taste and awful execution, couldn't even melt the cheese properly or get proper coverage, smh my head
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d
Honestly, I'm impressed they managed to burn the cheese in places and undercook it elsewhere. This is no amateur food crime. This here is the work of a mastermind of incompetence.