Am I a good rule?

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cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 73 pts · 158d (1 reply)

"Am I a good e n t i t y ?"

Genuinely tho, I call my non-biney partner a good bean in the same way one would call someone a good boy/girl. Because they is. They is best bean~

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 157d

I think "good bean" is my favourite non-joke option that's been mentioned in this thread

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 41 pts · 158d (14 replies)

People will attribute masculine and feminine gender to 'master' and 'mistress' respectively, but I think master would be the 'neutral' pick here.

Or you can shuck the dynamic with: owner, divine, ruler, royal, liege, or any number of ranks with which you attribute subservience! :3

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Oh yes, calling me "liege" is going to be amazing once I stop laughing.

cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 157d

Whoever uses that one needs to put on a British accent whenever they use it, even in the middle of sex. Sorry, it's a requirement, I don't make the rules.

KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 157d (3 replies)

Yeah I have to second the “master” as a gender neutral. People always think of it as masculine, but there is no feminine alternative for most uses of master. You aren’t your dogs mistress, for example.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 157d (2 replies)

I'm not seeing the problem with ‘mistress’. Wiktionary cites the very first meaning as: “A woman, specifically one with great control, authority or ownership”, and provides an example sentence: “She was the mistress of the estate-mansion, and owned the horses.” You know, the same way as ‘master’ was used.

Apparently I've read more than my necessary share of US literature about the slavery times (considering I've never been to the US), because I have no trouble imagining a matron commanding the slaves.

Moreover, further down Wiktionary explicitly cites ‘dominatrix’ as another meaning of ‘mistress’.

KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 157d (1 reply)

It’s not that they are looking for a feminine version of master, it’s that they want a gender neutral version. Which master already fills. As do any number of other options the person I replied to mentioned.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 157d

Yeah, that's sort of what I landed on. Not "master" because that also feels weird for different reasons, but "Sir". It makes me feel like a Captain in Star Trek (though I'm not sure yet whether that's a good thing or a bad thing)

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 158d (1 reply)

assistant manager

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 157d

Assistant (to the) manager

TRAHR@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Why not Warlord or Tyrant?

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 157d

I'm not saying don't use others, I was just offering ones that I've been told to use. :3 If they work for you, go for it!

WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 157d

My owner likes Mx and mxtress

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 157d
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libre_warrior@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 157d (1 reply)

What do you think about steward?

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 157d

I think steward comes across slightly more like a 'head servant' type rather than a title of someone you (as a sub) are giving yourself to. You could maybe have fun with some roleplay elements in that, but for me SFF books have ruined the title as one which I would 'worship'.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 158d (4 replies)

When did we stop saying "slut?"

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 157d (3 replies)

Don't get me wrong, I am definitely down to be called a good slut in the right contexts, but sometimes I find myself craving a softer tone than that, for contrast

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 157d (2 replies)

I guess I could call you a soft slut

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 157d

Cuddle slut is also a good option

cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 157d

That's comes off oddly wholesome to me.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 158d (1 reply)

"Diane? Diane, please."

fdnomad@programming.dev · 9 pts · 158d

Diane, please tell me its not too late for me

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 158d (17 replies)

normalize use of the gender neutral "bitch"

yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 158d (14 replies)

Especially when referring to the person dominating you, that's bound to result in some fun >:3

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 157d (13 replies)
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Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 157d (12 replies)

Hey bitch 😼

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 157d (11 replies)
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 157d (7 replies)

I've found a cocky grin with a "hey" goes really far when hitting on dommes irl. But I also have fuckboi energy so it fits the vibe.

For any fellow subs reading this, you hit on dominant women like any other woman. When it comes time to flirtatiously joke around, then you can make some jokes about being submissive, but you want to have the situation felt out enough that you're confident that she's flirting back and that she's receptive to such jokes. You never want to come off as a pushy sub, a lot of dommes have bad experiences with them (hell, even I, a sub, have had one)

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 157d

Normalize showing your meme collection to women that terrify others 🥰

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 157d (5 replies)
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 157d

Unfortunately for me, many people read extroversion and confidence as dominance, so i have to be quite clear how easy it is to bring me to my knees and that no I really don't switch

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 157d (2 replies)

I was just joking. I'm sorry.

yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 157d (1 reply)

I'm not really relevant to your interaction but I thought it was a little cute. Not tactful, but the spirit was there.

If I wanted to write a similar message like yours, I'd probably have done it like this:

Let's say I were to call you a "bitch". What would your purely hypothetical response be? 🥺

That's:

  • less direct
  • playful ("If I were to insult you" is a very fun way to tease AND pretend to be an innocent little angel)
  • probing the water to see if they're interested

At least in my opinion. I'm terrible at flirting though so you may want to evaluate this yourself.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 157d
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 158d

... the word for female dog?

"Cur" is literally right there.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 157d

"Am I a good bitch?"

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 157d (5 replies)
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SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 157d (2 replies)
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Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 157d (1 reply)
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SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 157d
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Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 157d (1 reply)

What if their name is Matt. Would you address them as Mattress Matt?

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 157d
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dastechniker@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 157d (4 replies)

"Toy" is great for a sub. No clue for dom though.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 157d (3 replies)

Captain

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 157d (2 replies)

I think if a sub calls me Captain I'm just leaving

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Your honour

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 157d

BAILIFF!! WHACK HIS PEEPEE!!!

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 10 pts · 158d (1 reply)

This is why I call everyone "programs", like Kevin Flynn

SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 157d

Some people I know have been using "sophont", as their version of this

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 157d
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dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 158d (4 replies)

Owner/pet is very neutral~ Or admin/user

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 157d (3 replies)

"Or admin/user" Oh, I love this. One day I'm going to sub for a techy dom(me) and it's going to be so funny to see how they react when I call them admin

cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 157d

I like computers so I'm totally gonna sudo apt purge touchstarvation on my partners next time I visit them. Purge that shit good, leave no trace. Arson.

dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 157d

I’m going to upload my public key into you and turn you into a seedbox

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 157d

MASTER / SLAVE

KILL ALL CHILDREN? [Y/N]

Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 158d

The equivalent would actually be "am I a good child?"

...which also sounds questionable.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 157d

My domme is a fully binary woman but I mix it up occasionally and some of the terms I use for her are neutral like ruler, owner, and conqueror

forestbeasts@pawb.social · 5 pts · 157d (1 reply)

If they're furry and/or therian, using their species works great! Like "good dog", but whatever kind of animal they are.

-- Frost

poolcritter@pawb.social · 2 pts · 155d

Or generic ‘critter’/‘creature’ — however, I can't think of a good method of address for non-furry non-therians.

jjj@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 158d (2 replies)

Maybe an extension of Mx, Ms, Mr: Mixtress? (I suppose the "ess" is what makes it seem feminine)

Or just "Mx. Name", like how "Mr. Bond" can feel like a single term in the James Bond movies. (Mx. pronounced "mix" feels right here)

Let's see:

  • Mistress
  • Mister

The end should be changed in stead. You can do the X thing: Mistrex (or Mistrix to keep the "e" part pronounced as "ih").

Or change it another way: Mistro, Mistrez?

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 157d

I like Mistrex/Mistrix, that seems... sensible to me.

You could also do Miztrex/Miztrix, if you want to make it a bit more distinct.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 157d

Ooh, this is a cool way to come at the problem. I am surprised I didn't think of this, as I do rather like the title "Mx" (even though I don't use it myself — I use Ms.)

SectoidLexi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 156d

Dom terms I've used: Majesty, Highness, Excellence, Liege, Master, Owner. Sub terms I've used: Pet, Toy, Slave, Bitch, Dog, Puppy, Kitty, Precious, Doll.

Some terms like Maid work but that depends on how feminine you see the term. Another interesting one is Knight for like a service sub.

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 157d

Hubs just alternates what he calls me regardless of which one of us is domming at the time. Not all who wander are lost ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nieceandtows@programming.dev · 2 pts · 157d

Am I a good greendale human being?

Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 157d (2 replies)

So, Aristotle was a sub?

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Not entirely sure of the link to Aristotle here, but I could see that, based on my limited knowledge of the dude

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 157d

Aristotle basically invented existentialism. Plato refined it. Diogenese took the piss out of it.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 157d (3 replies)

Let's consult David Shrigley: ‘I am a Good Person’.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 157d

We can contrast that to Pat the Bunny

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 157d (1 reply)

That song is one hell of a trip

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 157d
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