UpUrH2OIntake

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36 Comments

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 159d (5 replies)

Hydro homies leaking into the fediverse?

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 159d

They diffuse into everywhere I swear

MTZ@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 159d (3 replies)

U kno it.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 158d (2 replies)

Not flushing just to show off. Yeah bo¡!

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 158d

If you can tell there's piss in the bowl you're not drinking enough

MTZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 158d

Gotta flex on em somehow.

pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 159d (1 reply)

You can't overthrow capitalism if you are dehydrated. Trust me, I've tried.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 159d

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 159d

dumbass@piefed.social · 10 pts · 159d (2 replies)

Me laying in hospital with dehydration currently: well, fuck you

MTZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 159d (1 reply)

My B.

dumbass@piefed.social · 4 pts · 159d

S'all good mate, you are right!

Aeri@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 159d (3 replies)

The problem is I am so tired of pissing, too much piss, I want to piss less.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Diabetes will do that to ya.

Aeri@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 158d

Or just drinking a lot of water

eletes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 157d

Pinch of salt, not enough to overwhelm the taste but also enough to help retain some water.

Idk how much it'd affect blood pressure if it's only a little bit

possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Ur saying H2O? I'll have H2O, too

MTZ@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 158d

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 7 pts · 159d (1 reply)

True.

If I drank enough water, I would die from water overdose, and then I wouldn't have any of these problems anymore.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 159d

You might even win a Nintendo Wii.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 159d (3 replies)

Few weeks ago I got a nasty norovirus and once it passed I started drinking water again, but I swear no amount of water I’ve drank since then seems to be enough. I still feel dehydrated.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 159d

Whoa. Same thing happened to me, except the noro was last week for me.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 158d (1 reply)

i would wager you're missing electrolytes. that's what it is when i feel that way. i will grab some gatorade or other sports drink (get the one with sugar unless you have diabetes), mix it with an equal part water because deer gods it is too sugary, then add a one-fingered pinch (something like a quarter teaspoon, but it doesn't have to be precise) of table salt. not enough to make it taste salty. more salt than it already has. i drink that when i'm dehydrated. it's the about the right salinity to absorb fast, and the sports drink bullshit makes it not taste horrible.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 158d

This sounds pretty damn reasonable and I’m gonna try that today.

sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 159d

🤲 Uh... whatever you say, boss.

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 159d (9 replies)

Hey, beer is mostly water!

Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 159d (6 replies)

Humans are also mostly water.

FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Ipso facto, I'm drunk

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 159d

I'm gonna bite you

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 159d (2 replies)

Beer tastes better than humans though

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 4 pts · 159d

Agree to disagree.

Beer actually tastes pretty bad, IMO. Long Pork, though, is quite good if prepared properly.

ramasses@social.ozymandias.club · 3 pts · 159d

Humans taste better than beer, tastes like chicken

/s

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 157d

Trump is mostly hot air

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 3 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Found the American.

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 159d

I've never been so offended in my entire life

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 157d

So if I drink more water, MAGA will go away?