That is precisely what it is, yeah. I found it funny to post it here without context, because it just seems completely absurd to make eggs glow in the dark.
Sarcasm on the internet is so 10s (imo it died around the time people started insisting on that lame s tag). Deadpan is where it's at. And you lean into it more when people think it's serious.
Unless it's a kid, in which case it depends on the joke and what the consequences of believing it are, as it could be anywhere between absolutely hilarious and practically murder.
This is not legal, medical, or financial advice, so please review it with your lawyer, doctor, and accountant before proceeding or you will void your warranty (though it was already voided by the "Your warranty is void lol" sticker, sucker).
Yeah, I'm aware. Just sharing that the article author kind of wrote an even worse sounding sentence, and I can't help but feel that !theyknew@lemmy.sdf.org.
Gonzo is very happy you were only joking, especially with all the kinky shit he gets up to around Easter with the coloured eggs and the natural shame a chicken feels when she stands up and reveals a pastel blue and purple egg.
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originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 22 pts · 143d
not enough shit fluoresces
Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 142d
me before drinking the lava lamp
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 142d
Looks like a slightly less unethical way to do chicken sexing.
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 142d
That is precisely what it is, yeah. I found it funny to post it here without context, because it just seems completely absurd to make eggs glow in the dark.
ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 142d
I don't think you should have sex with chickens no matter what color the eggs are.
Edit: I am joking
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 142d
If that's what you think chicken sexing is, I'm sorry to have to tell you, its actually far worse.
ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 142d
Geez you really need the /s tag around here
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 141d
Whatever do you mean?
Sarcasm being missed is the best part about making sarcastic comments on the internet through text.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 141d
Sarcasm on the internet is so 10s (imo it died around the time people started insisting on that lame s tag). Deadpan is where it's at. And you lean into it more when people think it's serious.
Unless it's a kid, in which case it depends on the joke and what the consequences of believing it are, as it could be anywhere between absolutely hilarious and practically murder.
This is not legal, medical, or financial advice, so please review it with your lawyer, doctor, and accountant before proceeding or you will void your warranty (though it was already voided by the "Your warranty is void lol" sticker, sucker).
ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 141d
Source?
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 142d
The subtitle, from where the screenshot is from, is:
🥴
ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 142d
I know it was a joke
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 141d
Yeah, I'm aware. Just sharing that the article author kind of wrote an even worse sounding sentence, and I can't help but feel that !theyknew@lemmy.sdf.org.
ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 141d
Oh, gotcha
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 141d
Gonzo is very happy you were only joking, especially with all the kinky shit he gets up to around Easter with the coloured eggs and the natural shame a chicken feels when she stands up and reveals a pastel blue and purple egg.
ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 141d
gonzo was always doomed to be a misunderstood genius
merde@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 143d
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 143d
Wtf is your damm problem posting fucking animal torture pictures without any CW or anything. Go step on a Lego
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 142d
It's the kind of vegan that makes people hate vegans by principle.