c/onehundredninetysix · by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 159d$60 rule 373 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
lmr0x61@lemmy.ml · 101 pts · 159d
“I’m no two-bit wh*re!”
“How about three bits?”
verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 159d
You mean, I can represent eight discrete values?
Say no more; I’m in.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 159d
“Well, when you put it that way..”
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 88 pts · 159d
Start at $1 million. Once they agree, then you've established that they're willing to prostitute themselves, and you start haggling over the price.
wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe · 66 pts · 159d
ajikeshi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d
that joke is older than 18 years... so trump wouldnt have anything to do with it
ajikeshi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d
so... an offer of 2 gallons of petrol and a pack of toilet paper?
join@lemmy.ml · 52 pts · 159d
back in my day $20 was $20 look what inflation has done to us
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 158d
Nowadays $20 is like $7.40
knotRyder@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 158d
You mean $2.47
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 158d
No, I meant $2.21, wait no hold on...
miggy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 159d
Recession indicator
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 159d
damn $80? look at mr moneybags ova here who can casually turn down that much money. that's like two grocery trips for me.
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 159d
Two grocery trips for $40!? Do you shop in 2018?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 159d
Trip one: a can of beans. Trip two: a can of beans. Total: $40
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 158d
I shop exclusively at Aldi, I don't typically buy meat, and I heavily limit myself on snacks. When you're poor af, you gotta stretch every dollar when it comes to feeding yourself.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 158d
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 158d
I wish we had Aldi in Canada. I loved it when I lived in England.
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 159d
Bro is the gaming industry
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 159d
rangber@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 159d
Lol art of the deal.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 158d
Is this about shitting in some dudes mouth again?