That's why I hope for vegetative State, stuck in a coma, conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.
I've heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.
It didn't mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.
The unfortunate part is that it won't be particularly funny when he shits himself during because he does that live on camera already and nobody does anything.
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Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 63 pts · 134d
That's why I hope for vegetative State, stuck in a coma, conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.
But not fatal
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 16 pts · 134d
perhaps an extremely painful vegetative state, maybe one that lasts decades
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 134d
He touches a gympie-gympie plant after being told not to? (See: staring at the sun)
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 134d
yeah but if that happens they might hook him up to machines that keep him alive forever thus making the god emperor memes true
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d
Put him on his golden throne, LOL
Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 134d
I have a suggestion to make.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 134d
Best would be locked in syndrome but we can also pay to insult him in person and kind of spit on his limp face.
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 133d
Locked in syndrome wouldbe such a fantastic torture for a malignant narcissist.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 45 pts · 134d
So I can hope a vet shoots him in the face?
john_lemmy@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 134d
Do vetenarians even own guns?
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev · 17 pts · 134d
Can you ever truly own a gun?
_g_be@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 134d
First I can't own the libs, now I can't own a gun. The commies have taken everything from me
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev · 6 pts · 134d
Hey, don't shoot the messenger. ... I don't even know if there is a pun in there anymore.
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 133d
The one we used to go to does. We stopped after he showed it off to my inlaws.
He also liked to show off his "fuck Biden" birthday card.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
ah...the "farm vet"
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 133d
Nope, he ran a small animal clinic. He just was a MAGA.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space · 2 pts · 134d
staple gun maybe
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 133d
Most vets I know have access to guns. Or at least tranq guns.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
Don't threaten me with a light prison sentence
echodot@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 134d
Well you've left the world with a biohazard problem they now need to clean up. If he's cremated it's going to turn the air orange
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 20 pts · 134d
Well I declare it's double illegal to pray for his recovery.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
No take-backs!
guy@piefed.social · 18 pts · 134d
Trumps in a hospital? 😀
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 18 pts · 134d
What did I missed?
Etterra@discuss.online · 25 pts · 134d
The Orange Jackass may or may not be in the hospital for some McReason.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 134d
I don't mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.
HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d
It's ok every once in a while, as a treat!
Etterra@discuss.online · 8 pts · 134d
I have no hope and do not pray - but I can imagine.
Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 133d
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 133d
I've heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.
Encephalotrocity@feddit.online · 4 pts · 134d
Laughs in Canadian eh.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 133d
It didn't mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.
What about those things? Are those okay?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 133d
Those are okay.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 118d
Whew. So now he's back to just "asshole".
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 134d
Can gelatin contain one random peanut?
What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 134d
Any chance of getting that lone peanut into his IV bag?
Edit: Just wanted to also point out that any way he dies will be funny, no matter what.
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
The unfortunate part is that it won't be particularly funny when he shits himself during because he does that live on camera already and nobody does anything.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 134d
It'll be the scene from Death of Stalin all over again.
ZombieChicken@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 134d
Drunk/stoned nurse confuses him with a diabetic patient and ODs him on insulin?