We could bring back the elegance and pageantry of casting them off a cliff as tribute to Poseidon. Maybe ask him to cool down oceanic temperatures a little bit? Could actually work. Not because Poseidon is real, but because we’re eliminating some of the top contributors to climate change.
deep down for sure, i mean, if you dig deep enough into the mariana trench you'll find sunshine when you exit the planet through the other side
but honestly, does it matter? i mean, the purpose of a system is what it does. it does not matter whether they believe in the future deep down as long as they act like it. so we must ensure policies that bring us into the future, independent of whether our rulers want to or not. that's what we can actually talk about and measure, everything below the surface is not actually something that we can determine.
edit: oh lol i didn't even see that was a submarine. i thought it was a surveillance camera at first. joke flew over my head.
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 143d
Can we mass produce those submarines? They only have to reach a few thousand metres of depth once, so it should be easier.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 143d
A chain with an iron ball would be far cheaper tbh.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 142d
But it's more elegant if you get them to get in voluntarily. Just tell them it's something the poors cannot do.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 142d
We could bring back the elegance and pageantry of casting them off a cliff as tribute to Poseidon. Maybe ask him to cool down oceanic temperatures a little bit? Could actually work. Not because Poseidon is real, but because we’re eliminating some of the top contributors to climate change.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 142d
I like your logic.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 142d
Why not hemp rope and a rock then?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 142d
This doesn’t have to last forever. Maybe five minutes tops. Some cinder blocks and rope will be fine.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 141d
who cares charge 25x the amount of the sub an redistrubute the wealth
BanMe@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 143d
Huh "submarine" rhymes with "guillotine" I just noticed
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 142d
Did you hear the one about the billionaire who tried to put a screen door on a guillotine?
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 42 pts · 142d
Crushing it my guy
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 141d
Some people just collapse under pressure.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 141d
deep down for sure, i mean, if you dig deep enough into the mariana trench you'll find sunshine when you exit the planet through the other side
but honestly, does it matter? i mean, the purpose of a system is what it does. it does not matter whether they believe in the future deep down as long as they act like it. so we must ensure policies that bring us into the future, independent of whether our rulers want to or not. that's what we can actually talk about and measure, everything below the surface is not actually something that we can determine.
edit: oh lol i didn't even see that was a submarine. i thought it was a surveillance camera at first. joke flew over my head.
Iceman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
You might say you thought to deeply on the subject :p
zeejoo@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 142d
If the good person deep inside you never comes out, what does it matter?
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 141d
Build more and send it.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 142d
Replace "The Rich" with "Oligarchs", slap this on a t-shirt, and I'm in.
alfonsothemonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 141d
Drink the rich! slurp slurp
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 141d
That's deep
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 141d
bravo
TerdFerguson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 141d
Deep down, billionaires are good people. #OceanGate
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
Let's give the billionaires a round of applause. Or at least one big, loud clap.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 141d
How about a short drop and a sudden stop?
CircaV@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 141d
🏆🏆🏆
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 141d
Oh yeah, even the kid and the scientist?