Horses can't vomit.

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Nikls94@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 129d

This is actually why horses did not develop a society as humanity.

See, nowadays, the horse is superior to the human in every possible way but the intellect, but every time a horse capable of understanding what humanity does and did, they have to puke and instantly die. So basically our society has only survived this long against a horse takeover because they are physically unable to puke.

Sagan_Wept@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 129d (2 replies)

Rats can't either. Thats why when faced with a new potential food they'll nibble it and wait a while to see how it effects them. This how rats learn to avoid poison 💀

bryndos@fedia.io · 8 pts · 129d

Nibblonians

Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 129d

And then horses are the opposite where they will just shovel the food down and let fate do the rest.

night_petal@piefed.social · 20 pts · 129d

I expected Saddam.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 129d
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WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 129d (1 reply)

How did the food get in??

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 1 pts · 129d

One-sided portal?

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 129d (1 reply)

Hors

tektite@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 129d

d'hooves

RedSnt@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 129d

The style is very "Charlie the Unicorn" coded, I like it.. Although I don't know if unicorns can vomit or not, so not sure if applicable.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 129d

That's the ONLY reason why there's no horses in any Guy Fieri TV show or restaurant.