Nextdoor is quite often the trailerpark of social media. Anyone walking or driving through the neighborhood is suspicious. Every comment chain winds up with at least one “praise jesus” nut who spams flowers and cross emoji “art” in their reply. Any loud noise is gunfire, a bomb, terrorists, follwed by “praise trump”, “praise jesus” and racist comments.
Any comment is subject to random injection of misogyny, right wing politics, racism (direct or implied) conspiracies, and liberal bashing regardless of the subject.
The worst is that lately it keeps turning notifications back on. So I’ll go a year without hearing anything from Nextdoor, an account I haven’t logged-in to since before the pandemic, and then all of a sudden out of fucking nowhere I’m getting a dozen emails about gunshots and all this other stuff miles away on like the 3rd of July or December 30th… when it’s definitely not gunshots.
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 139d
Post this in Nextdoor and at least three people will talk seriously about "chemtrails".
Or, maybe that's just my neighborhood.
EDIT: So, I open Nextdoor and find this as the top post. Neighbor posted about "suspicious haze" and "chemtrails", can't make this shit up:
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 17 pts · 139d
I think things like that are a prerequisite for Nextdoor
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 139d
Nextdoor is quite often the trailerpark of social media. Anyone walking or driving through the neighborhood is suspicious. Every comment chain winds up with at least one “praise jesus” nut who spams flowers and cross emoji “art” in their reply. Any loud noise is gunfire, a bomb, terrorists, follwed by “praise trump”, “praise jesus” and racist comments.
Any comment is subject to random injection of misogyny, right wing politics, racism (direct or implied) conspiracies, and liberal bashing regardless of the subject.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 139d
The worst is that lately it keeps turning notifications back on. So I’ll go a year without hearing anything from Nextdoor, an account I haven’t logged-in to since before the pandemic, and then all of a sudden out of fucking nowhere I’m getting a dozen emails about gunshots and all this other stuff miles away on like the 3rd of July or December 30th… when it’s definitely not gunshots.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 139d
ngl, I came in here specifically to jokingly remark something along the lines of "So they're doing geometric chemtrails now?"
PaulieDied@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 138d
I considered calling them chemtrails in the title but decided the more neutral approach would probably work better
echodot@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 138d
I think it's like in Tron where if the chemtrails touch, the aircraft blows up.
Reyali@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 139d
Those are clearly line segments, not planes. /bad geometry joke
Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 139d
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 139d
Must be using tris and not quads with that misaligned vertex.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 138d
ngon nightmare, I'm not cleaning that up
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 16 pts · 139d
I'm not happy about this.
PaulieDied@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 138d
I played around with the live picture but when I rewinded too far the other line wouldn’t touch. Sorry mate, it’s real life… it’s rarely perfect
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 138d
Heh no worries, I just needed something to humorously complain about, it's my nature.
Reyali@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 137d
Username checks out.
Aeao@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 139d
Me and my kids play a game of trying to get as many planes in one picture as you can.
They have to be flying though. The kids didn’t accept my picture from the airport.
We also do the same thing with water towers. Because they normally aren’t close together.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 139d
I love how perfectly mild this is.
null@lemmy.org · 9 pts · 139d
Is this loss?
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 139d
Mildly satisfying
maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 139d
So the ArkNet is real.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d
Alex Jones warned us about these sky spiders.
Beetschnapps@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d
OP is now the gay.
pigup@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d
the friggin frogs
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 139d
The sky is broken!!! Hurry! Hide!
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 139d
Mildly interesting? Oh boy, I should probably not post a photo of the sky here.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d
Aerometry
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 139d
Watch out for those chemtrails! They will turn your frogs gay or some shit like that idk
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 139d
Looks like screen tearing in the fabric of reality. You can fix that by turning on anti-aliasing.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 138d
Or maybe, the sky cracked?
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 139d
Almost looks like fantastic four.
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 1 pts · 139d
It appears that reality is shattering .. did you see a black cat by any chance?
(It's a Matrix joke .. laugh)
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 139d
That looks like the Shrike's pain tree coming into phase with local reality.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 139d
RIP... Tron rules on those trails, apparently.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 138d
Bro, you're gay now.