I can SHOW you the WORLD

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58 Comments

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 89 pts · 148d (8 replies)

That's actually why I have mickey mouse tattoo'd on my cock.

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 148d (5 replies)

šŸ˜‚ The only Disney character to recently become public domain. I don’t know how your cock rolls re: copyright/left

sinextitan@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 148d (2 replies)
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JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 148d (1 reply)

« wrongĀ Ā» šŸ˜‚good thing pedantry hasn’t been copyrighted or home-joking could have killed the comedy industry.

M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d

I rarely cringe this much here on Lemmy, both your comments are just embarrassing.

blackbelt352@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 148d

Not quite. Mickey Mouse is still a trademark of Disney, but the actual animation of Steamboat Willie is in the public domain, so using the mouse in a way that promotes brand confusion is a no go but using Steamboat Willie is perfectly fine.

bstix@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 148d

Mickey rolls regular, left leg. Otherwise he's be goofy.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 148d (1 reply)

You're taking the mickey, aren't you?

imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 147d

Benefit of a good stretching routine, obviously.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 148d (6 replies)

Because removing an audio track from a video file is impossible

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 147d (4 replies)

No probs, I got you, just film all your sex tapes while cosplaying as Disney characters

Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 147d

So just normal, then?

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d

It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It's not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 147d (1 reply)

And if it's someone like Lilo it will be taken down for CSAM as well which is a double whammy

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 147d

😬

cley_faye@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 147d

But it would totally change the mood

ClownStatue@piefed.social · 33 pts · 148d (5 replies)

Not enough - Sound can easily be removed from videos. You need to make sure there's licensed Disney IP littered around the room, and ideally involved in the sex act(s). Maybe dress like a Star Wars or Marvel character. Better yet, one dresses like a SW character, and the other(s) dress like a Disney Princessā„¢. Also, have Fantasia or Sleeping Beauty, one of the classics, playing on the TV in the background. Make "Disney" the kink theme of the video. Make it a category keyword on the upload. Include the full proper character names everywhere you can. Really ensure that target is as big as you can make it.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Add Nintendo characters in the background for guaranteed takedown requests.

ClownStatue@piefed.social · 2 pts · 148d

Ooh. Swap one of the participating characters for Mario or a Ninja Turtle… I have to go.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 148d

Ok this is just a major production now. If I’m putting that much effort into it I WANT it to leak online

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 147d

Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 148d

Wow, spoken like someone that has dedinitely done this before.

BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 148d (4 replies)

Do you want to build a snowman?

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 148d (3 replies)

Let it go! Can’t hold me back anymore!

Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 148d (2 replies)

Reminds me of this parody I was dying laughing at when it came out.

imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 147d

Holy hell, thank you for that laugh. I needed it.

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d

Oh that’s hilarious.

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 148d (2 replies)

Cops do this when people film them now.

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Seriously?

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 148d

Yeah, many of them are quite arrogant about it too, doing it, but that film is taken off YouTube because Google is the enemy. I saw a link a video of them doing it in LA, on Reddit, I forget which sub, but there WAZs a lot of talk of how widespread it was went pretty deep in the comments it's a widespread practice.

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 148d

This is a popular strategy for police brutality.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 148d

Disney understands the Streisand Effect and would let it lay unless it got too popular or became a meme or something. Nintendo has porn lawyers who will scrape the dark web for any victims. Fuck in front of a green screen with a Smash Bro tournament playing on the green screen.

rImITywR@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 148d (3 replies)

Can You Feel the Love Tonight is a top tier smush song

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 148d (2 replies)

Found Doug Judy’s account

IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 148d

i often think about the writers' dissolusionment with making copaganda and the fact that they had their main character assist in a convicted felon's escape.

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 147d (2 replies)

I mean, fucking to "all the colors of the wind" I could do. Fucking to "riff raff street rat" would be nigh impossible. I cant fuck AND do karokee at the same time.

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 147d (1 reply)

Alternatively you can pick any Nintendo song, should work just as well

ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d

Imagine sexy time w/ Mario's theme. You'll end up pumping the same jump pattern of 1-1

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 148d

Also, make sure you’re dressed like Goofy.

Eddbopkins@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 148d

That's genius

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 3 pts · 148d (2 replies)
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 148d (1 reply)

The most disturbing part of that is the revelation that Goofy apparently has anatomical skin flaps and organic buttons as part of his ass.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 2 pts · 148d

Body modification is a legitimate lifestyle choice.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d (2 replies)

jokes on you, I always have children's movies playing in my sex tapes.

BanMe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Anyone else find it weird when there's a pic of a hot guy showing his wanger, but he's obviously in his kids room, or their toys are all over the bathtub? Like, we can assume you're a DILF without needing to know their actual favorite Marvel characters. Anyway. Amateur porn always a bit weird.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d

guilty pleasure is average moms who take steamy pics with their messy house in the background. I'm talking clothes piles, toys scattered, etc.

so. fricken. hot.

I want dirty pics of average women.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 148d

ā€œUngh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?ā€

ā€œIs this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?ā€

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d

ā€œit gets leakedā€ - eg, someone posts it as revenge porn, which is the case for a lot of sex tapes being ā€œleakedā€?

Something about this meme just feels like it’s trivializing sex crimes.

Plurrbear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d

Damn Chapelle telling them how to remain pedophiles! šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d

You can remove an audio track. Best to have MTV music videos playing as well.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 148d

I think that would only help if they were making money off it. Not sure someone committing a crime would want to link their bank account to it.

antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 148d (2 replies)

Just play Hotel California.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d (1 reply)

You expect me to fuck for more than 6 minutes?!

antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 147d

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leeeeeeeave!

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 147d

Remove Disney music, speed up video by 25%, and replace with Benny Hill Yakety Sax on an endless loop.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 148d

Im the king of the swingers

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 148d
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 0 pts · 148d