Oh boy, you'll want to swallow any food or drink currently in your mouth before reading this next part.
::: spoiler Essential Roman information
They didn't just have poop scrapers, they had communal poop scrapers. Kept in the communal toilets. They didn't even know bacteria was a thing and probably used some sort of blessing as the most important part of the cleaning ritual. If they even had a clearning ritual more involved than shake it underwater until most of the poop comes off.
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14 Comments
nicgentile@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 126d
Ha ha
1 ply, your fingers will really get involved in that story.
raicon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 126d
Bad toilet paper spreads shit on your cheeks like butter
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 126d
Good toilet paper is bidet. Then I guess you can dry your ass off with some regular toilet paper.
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 8 pts · 126d
There's always gotta be a bidet enthusiastic in these threads.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 126d
What can I say, I love not having shit stuck to me
teft@piefed.social · 8 pts · 126d
The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 126d
A frictionless wipe.
SsxChaos@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 124d
https://youtu.be/LWD_4HcOLOY
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
Yes. Bad toilet paper is shitty, more or less.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 126d
Romans used scrapers, not paper.
zout@fedia.io · 3 pts · 126d
Thanks, I didn't need to know that.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
Oh boy, you'll want to swallow any food or drink currently in your mouth before reading this next part.
::: spoiler Essential Roman information They didn't just have poop scrapers, they had communal poop scrapers. Kept in the communal toilets. They didn't even know bacteria was a thing and probably used some sort of blessing as the most important part of the cleaning ritual. If they even had a clearning ritual more involved than shake it underwater until most of the poop comes off. :::
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev · 2 pts · 126d
Single ply is pure diarrhea
MrSmoothPP@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 126d
No, what's shitty is your bootyhole. Bad toilet paper just handles it poorly which is shitty in its own way.