And then I realized, when I drive by a spot where I've seen a hot shirtless guy, I slow down and cruise it a bit. Years and years after it happened. Subconsciously.
If you like chilling and watching people walk by, but its gotten too repetative, pour meat grease in the bushes and watch people struggle to keep their dogs from deciding "I live here 24/7 now"
in the long run it will help her because people will get sick of their dogs magneting in and becoming cemented to the spot and keep their distance. The no dogs sign would also make the dogs being drawn in really suspicious.
Ah, yes. Our neighbor's shrub is forever the shrub that might be hiding a bologna sandwich. (They had their 3 year old family member visit and he's a little messy.)
I dropped a hotdog off the grill one time 5 years ago. Let the dog have it. To this day she checks the spot just in case anything else has materialized.
If you ever want to see absolute joy in it's purest form, heat up a sausage roll in your work's break room microwave or something (so you dog isn't tipped off), plant the fucker under that bench on the way home, then take your dog out for a walk.
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 145d
The nose never forgets. The nose knows.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 145d
My dad had a treat is his shirt pocket once that the dachshund found one time.
Now any time she hops on someone's lap she checks to see if there's a hidden treat in a shirt pocket.
bran_buckler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 145d
That’s very cute!
BanMe@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 145d
I used to make fun of my dog for doing this.
And then I realized, when I drive by a spot where I've seen a hot shirtless guy, I slow down and cruise it a bit. Years and years after it happened. Subconsciously.
My dog and I actually have a lot in common.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 145d
If you like chilling and watching people walk by, but its gotten too repetative, pour meat grease in the bushes and watch people struggle to keep their dogs from deciding "I live here 24/7 now"
afromustache@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 145d
modus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d
I'm doing this to my neighbor with the "no dogs" sign. I don't even hate her. I'm just a bored asshole.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 143d
in the long run it will help her because people will get sick of their dogs magneting in and becoming cemented to the spot and keep their distance. The no dogs sign would also make the dogs being drawn in really suspicious.
actually that's kinda hilarious
zerobot@lemmy.wtf · 18 pts · 145d
if u dont pluck the roots out it grows back
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 145d
The sausage tree.
zerobot@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 145d
all hail the sausage tree 🙏
Andonyx@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 145d
Ah, yes. Our neighbor's shrub is forever the shrub that might be hiding a bologna sandwich. (They had their 3 year old family member visit and he's a little messy.)
tamal3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 143d
My dog twice barked at deer out the back door. Now he walks up to the door barking every morning just in case.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 143d
Oh that is a lovely boi
mr_anny@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 145d
There was a rabbit once, so no way ee can have a quick shit'n piss round. Only hunting now.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 145d
Yes, we had a magic tree on our walk where Jake once found half a hot dog, with a bun and everything. Jake never forgot.
Obligatory Jake pic, may he RIP:
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 145d
I dropped a hotdog off the grill one time 5 years ago. Let the dog have it. To this day she checks the spot just in case anything else has materialized.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 145d
Similar with mine, found a goldfish cracker on a random walk and checks Everytime.
Murse@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 145d
If you ever want to see absolute joy in it's purest form, heat up a sausage roll in your work's break room microwave or something (so you dog isn't tipped off), plant the fucker under that bench on the way home, then take your dog out for a walk.
ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 145d
my dog did this with trees that formerly had squirrels… now he just barks at and bites the closest tree as soon as i let him off leash.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 143d
I mean, if you don't have scientific understanding, it could be.
CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 143d
My Frenchie also remembers every place he's found a food or seen a cat/squirrel. He checks them all daily.
Mpatch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 143d
Call the devs. The loot respawn is broken.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d
Snooze you lose, mama
OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 145d
I found it, it's MINE!! 😋
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d
*Justin Case
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 143d
Is your dog a fan of Bethesda games by chance?