c/lemmyshitpost · by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 143dThe war begins 315 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
mrfriki@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 143d
Don't let any of those fertilize you, just an advice.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 143d
radical freedom! don't tell me what to do!
edit: more pixels
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 143d
MOOOOM! STOP IT!
pricklypearbear@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 143d
🖐🏽
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 12 pts · 143d
Yes pollen does shoot lasers. But only under very specific, highly classified conditions:
When the sun hits at exactly a 42° angle
When you try to stifle a sneeze
And when at least one nearby bee is emotional
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 143d
when the tree you're allergic to is mad at you
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 4 pts · 143d
Thanks to Sauron they are all mad of us...
erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 143d
do you know where my belt is i can't find it
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 143d
"Who put these holes in my belt?!"
"It's a belt, dad, those are supposed to be there."
"NOT IN MY BELTS!"
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 3 pts · 143d
Look in the refrigerator
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 143d
Does the pollen also have an exhaust port that if hit directly, starts a chain reaction that eventually causes the reactor to explode? 🤔
fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 142d
How do you think Zyrtec works?
Janx@piefed.social · 6 pts · 143d
That's no moon...
expatriado@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 143d
that war started a month ago for me
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 142d
Allergy season
night_petal@piefed.social · 3 pts · 143d
I live in GA where every Spring someone applies that yellow "Mexico" filter to real life. Washing anything outside is pointless for months.