I will now be taking questions

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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 25 pts · 130d (2 replies)

If you think about it, bullets are just very small pointy sticks. Fired from a stick you point.

mech@feddit.org · 12 pts · 130d (1 reply)

No, Patrick. A bullet is not a stick.
But Drones > Bullets
And Sticks > Drones
Therefore sticks are superior.

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d

Oh.....oh my God....

oyfrog@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 130d

Every stick is pointy when it's travelling fast enough

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 18 pts · 130d (7 replies)

All the way to rods from god

mech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 129d

Fuck, I forgot about those!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 129d (4 replies)

are those pointy tho? or are they just sticks

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 129d (3 replies)

At that speed and distance, everything is pointy

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d (2 replies)

my physics teacher told me at that speed and distance everything is a spherical cow. i know my physics teacher and you are the internet. i just don't know who to believe

CanadaPlus@futurology.today · 5 pts · 129d (1 reply)

Spherical cows are pointy.

Maybe that seems contradictory, but I will now smugly refuse to elaborate.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d


no no i get it. cows are both daves and farticles

CanadaPlus@futurology.today · 3 pts · 129d

Blunt plates just don't have as much penetrating power, I guess, and that's the other aspect ratio available.

Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 130d (2 replies)

Why is it always pointy sticks?

mech@feddit.org · 17 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Cause the armies fielding limp pool noodles usually lose.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 8 pts · 130d

“Usually” taps nose

5715@feddit.org · 8 pts · 130d (2 replies)

Can pointy sticks heat water?

mech@feddit.org · 18 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Yes, of course. I'm glad you asked.

5715@feddit.org · 6 pts · 130d

There should be an empire of crabs using pointy sticks to protect heating water.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 129d

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 130d

Stick? Figures.

matrixrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d

Do sharp sticks make one the ultimate badass?

ShadowRam@fedia.io · 3 pts · 130d

Pointy Sticks?

All high and mighty eh?

https://youtu.be/piWCBOsJr-w?t=38

mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 129d

If it ain’t pointy don’t stick it.

RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 1 pts · 129d

I mean, most guns and bows are just a way apply a pointy stick at a distance.