In a statement published by Mehr News Agency, Iran’s Supreme National Security Council has confirmed the reported two weeks ceasefire deal negotiated by Pakistan.
The statement said that the ceasefire agreement was reached with the approval of Iran’s new Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.
Iran has officially made a shitpost answer claiming basically that since the cease-fire was unilateral, it means the US agreed with everything they demand, and that they are glad to continue negotiations on the next two weeks.
It also claimed that since they are fighting a defensive war, and won't be attacked anymore, they won't be counter-attacking anymore.
Maybe we should invite the Teheran PR team to the NonCredibleDiplomacy community.
There is apparently a 10 point proposal pit forward by Iran that is agreed on by the US, Isreal and the Gulf states but im waiting for it to be confirmed.
Of note: "Two weeks" is Trump's default time period he states for all kinds of things, basically how long he expects for the media cycle to forget about what he said earlier. Two weeks appears to be about as far in the future as he's capable of planning or comprehending.
So ... this 'ceasefire' may be indefinite ... or may last for all of three hours. We'll see.
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 121d
TACO Tuesday
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 121d
So I heard about the American side. Has Iran agreed? Or fucking isreal? Fuck Isreal.
mech@feddit.org · 77 pts · 121d
Israel has no problem agreeing to a ceasefire.
They're gonna ignore it anyway.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 26 pts · 121d
Israel delivers ceasefire agreements via cruise missile.
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 121d
They said they'll stop attacks on Iran, but they still need Lebanese lebensraum
h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 121d
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/7/iran-war-live-trump-warns-of-devastating-attacks-as-deal-deadline-nears
marcos@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 121d
Iran has officially made a shitpost answer claiming basically that since the cease-fire was unilateral, it means the US agreed with everything they demand, and that they are glad to continue negotiations on the next two weeks.
It also claimed that since they are fighting a defensive war, and won't be attacked anymore, they won't be counter-attacking anymore.
Maybe we should invite the Teheran PR team to the NonCredibleDiplomacy community.
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 121d
Hmm. Seems like trump is a bitch.
marcos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
Yes, but keep in mind that the Iranian claims are closer to a joke than to reality too.
Still, again, yes.
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 12 pts · 121d
There is apparently a 10 point proposal pit forward by Iran that is agreed on by the US, Isreal and the Gulf states but im waiting for it to be confirmed.
crusa187@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 121d
Isn’t this the same 10 point proposal Iran proposed 2 weeks ago which Trump soundly rejected?
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 18 pts · 121d
Knowing trump it probably is
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 121d
I think it is.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 121d
Then he saw the poll numbers
Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 121d
He chickened out again
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 18 pts · 121d
Of note: "Two weeks" is Trump's default time period he states for all kinds of things, basically how long he expects for the media cycle to forget about what he said earlier. Two weeks appears to be about as far in the future as he's capable of planning or comprehending.
So ... this 'ceasefire' may be indefinite ... or may last for all of three hours. We'll see.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 121d
mrodri89@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 121d
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 121d
This is a few days old, but also super relevant.
It's always two weeks!
IndridCold@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 121d
I was 50% TACO, 50% nukes.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 121d
Anyone paying attention who isn't maga.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 121d
I had triple reverse anti-pro uber TACO squared, for whatever that's worth.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 121d
Sooo... Any record trades in the oil market just before the announcement again?
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 121d
sixpaque@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 121d
Sorry folks for the negative thought, but it just gives all sides time to R&R and rearm. I don't think it's over.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 121d
That was my initial thought.
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 121d
I didn't have taco, I had taco Tuesday.
mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 121d
death to amerikkka
ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 121d
Check my history