Nobody wants to work anymore!

I guess Houthi's don't count as pirates?

We really should group them together for measurement purposes though, that would be hilarious.

Less ships less pirates.

Or fewer ships to rob because the strait was closed

Guess they gotta go back to good old sailing ships and hoist the Jolly Roger as they send a warning shot across their target’s bow

Only irl, online piracy is still business as usual.

Boomers killed the maritime shipping industry! What ships would we even board!?

Plus, the few that do get through are these country sized container ships! It absolutely consolidates the industry of piracy. Totally kills the community element.