Naked guy with shotgun targeted Tesla? Nope, just one of many that day:
The man, later identified as 35-year-old Ed Teece, was reportedly “running down the street smashing windows” before he made his way into the Tesla location.
So some drugged/mentally ill person right? Nope:
Teece is a Yale University grad, where he was a member of the 2009-2010 lightweight rowing team.
...and...
Later in 2025, Teece’ began’s profile says he began an MBA program at the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, which he has yet to finish.
So this naked guy was just running around with a shotgun. At least I'm glad he didn't fire it. Nope:
Police then raided Teece’s nearby warehouse, uncovering “evidence that the suspect had discharged the shotgun” a few times.
Is the logic that a Yale grad/Wharton student couldn’t possibly be mentally ill or on drugs? If so, I present the last two republican presidents as counter-evidence.
Is the logic that a Yale grad/Wharton student couldn’t possibly be mentally ill or on drugs?
"Couldn't" no. Less likely? Yes.
If so, I present the last two republican presidents as counter-evidence.
The Republican presidents have been a disaster for the USA (and the world for that matter), but you're proving my point that (so far) we haven't had one literally running down the street naked with a shotgun.
Police officers responding to calls at the service center were able to tackle the alleged perpetrator, who reportedly sprinted at them with his weapon in hand.
Yeah, it's Berkeley, but I'm still surprised he wasn't shot.
16 Comments
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 157d
That article is a wild ride!
Naked guy with shotgun targeted Tesla? Nope, just one of many that day:
So some drugged/mentally ill person right? Nope:
...and...
So this naked guy was just running around with a shotgun. At least I'm glad he didn't fire it. Nope:
AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 156d
Is the logic that a Yale grad/Wharton student couldn’t possibly be mentally ill or on drugs? If so, I present the last two republican presidents as counter-evidence.
IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 156d
Hell, the Unabomber was a Harvard grad and had a phd from U Mich.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 156d
"Couldn't" no. Less likely? Yes.
The Republican presidents have been a disaster for the USA (and the world for that matter), but you're proving my point that (so far) we haven't had one literally running down the street naked with a shotgun.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 156d
He was a white man, why he was not shot after running towards the police with a gun. Fucking hell.
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 156d
You answered your own question because he was white
nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 156d
I was dying in laughter over the style of your comment in describing the craziness of the situation. Thank you for the hearty laugh!
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 157d
Yeah, it's Berkeley, but I'm still surprised he wasn't shot.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 156d
I guess no cop wants to have "shooting the naked shotgun man" on their record for the rest of their career.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 157d
Is Florida Man on vacation?
FlordaMan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 157d
Being Florida man is a mindset.
Mercury@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 156d
Everyone has a little Florida man in them.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 156d
New monster ad campaign. "Everyone has a little Florida man in them... Release him!"
capuccino@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 157d
Didn't knew that Naked was a state
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 157d
Shares a border with Confusion and West Frustration.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 157d