Yo dawg, I heard you like shit

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Bidet or nothing.

Mac@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 129d (6 replies)

So you don't wipe when a bidet isnt available...? lol

I work close to home, so I honestly go home to poop.

When travelling and without a bidet, I opt for the shower right after. I guess I still wipe in those instances.

But once you've felt the cleanliness of a bidet, everything else is gross. I don't know how else to explain it.

No, I don't poop.

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 129d (3 replies)

Wet wipes are good to have at hand when travelling

Mac@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 129d (2 replies)

or nothing

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 129d (1 reply)

I guess they just hold it in or something

Mac@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 129d

Yeah idk, that's why i was trying to joke about it

muxika@piefed.muxika.org · 9 pts · 129d (1 reply)

Shove toilet paper in, then use the bidet to fill up that wad like a tampon.

bstix@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 128d

Bidet did this!

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 129d (2 replies)

Standwipe gang rise up

But not too far. Don't want them cheeks to shmush the peanut butter into the shag carpet.

I don't think children are allowed on lemmy

Good shitpost