What made-up condition have you diagnosed yourself with?

Hypercondria

ligma

The witness of time. Thru ever lasting eions I have witnessed the birth of man and contributed to its growth in effort to create a good breakfast taco.

Penadickalitis

Cranial rectosis

Chronic Post-Arousal Discomfort Syndrome (CPADS)

A benign but persistent condition characterized by prolonged pelvic vasocongestion without resolution, often accompanied by sensations of pressure, dull aching, or heaviness in the genital region. Symptoms may be intermittent or continuous and are typically exacerbated by repeated stimulation without release. While not medically dangerous, the condition can cause significant discomfort and distraction in affected individuals.