My dad used to dress up as Piccolo from dbz and beat me in my sleep with his custom made ocarina when I was 22 years old. It always pissed me off because he would call it his piccolo but it wasn't a goddamn flute it was an ocarina. So when he died 4 years ago I dressed up as Piccolo at his funeral and beat his corpse with that same ocarina. Everyone gave me a standing ovation and clapped so hard a few attendees dislocated their wrists, one even degloved their hand. So when the paramedics came I told them my dad died.
Waaaay back in '98, not long after the game came out, I heard someone whistling the Lost Woods theme outside my dorm. It remains the only time I've heard someone singing/whistling/whatever a video game tune out in the wild who wasn't me.
Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 72 pts · 127d
My dad used to dress up as Piccolo from dbz and beat me in my sleep with his custom made ocarina when I was 22 years old. It always pissed me off because he would call it his piccolo but it wasn't a goddamn flute it was an ocarina. So when he died 4 years ago I dressed up as Piccolo at his funeral and beat his corpse with that same ocarina. Everyone gave me a standing ovation and clapped so hard a few attendees dislocated their wrists, one even degloved their hand. So when the paramedics came I told them my dad died.
DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com · 17 pts · 127d
Holy shit, what a roller-coaster of a comment.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 127d
Hoooo! Did you understand? Yes / No.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d
No.
Wait! Fuck! I meant yes! Fuck! Not again!! Fuuuuuuu
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 127d
Yes, no, maybe so around the corner something something... I don't get it
jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 127d
skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 127d
Beautiful 😅
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 127d
polite applause
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
Gohan? Oh nm, you said 22, not like 4.
agingelderly@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 127d
Does he take requests? I always loved the song of storms
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 127d
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 127d
Go around
Chronographs@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 127d
Yeah that’s what started playing in my head when I read this.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
Du dudu du dudu oh my God a chicken, du du dududu I'm gonna fuq you uuuuuup
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 127d
He's just trying to find the shrine that lets him de-age seven years.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 127d
Which theme? The title?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 127d
Doesn't matter, let him play! Forrest theme hopefully
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 127d
Waaaay back in '98, not long after the game came out, I heard someone whistling the Lost Woods theme outside my dorm. It remains the only time I've heard someone singing/whistling/whatever a video game tune out in the wild who wasn't me.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 127d
Original Mario theme is often stuck in my head and I whistle it. Happened yesterday leaving the office.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 127d
Koji Kondo is a master at making catchy music!
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 127d
An ice cream truck came through my neighborhood playing the Super Mario Bros. 2 theme once and I damn near chased after it. Made my entire day
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
Of course it matters! Each song has it's own magical effect!
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
I mean he can play any if that's his library. Beats darude sandstorm 🤣
Warm_Bowl_of_Peas@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 127d
What even is the crime 😭
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 127d
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
UnrepententProcrastinator@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 127d
Maybe they just forgot to leave a tip...
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 127d
Dude's making sure the Sun's on schedule.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 127d
In other news all pots where broken in the local area
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 126d
Shit, that's where I keep my precious gems!
zerobot@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 127d
you need to open the door to activate the quest
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 127d
My city has a guy who walks around playing a trombone on Friday evenings around the bars lol
JaymesRS@piefed.world · 8 pts · 127d
#lifegoals
Kanda@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 127d
I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
Well.... were you?
Kanda@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 127d
Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me
bookmeat@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 127d
They're looking for a man whose face is blurred in the photo....
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 127d
If that guy was a pedophile that would be how he would get young me 😂😂
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
Das Fluten Duten indeed.